Thursday, June 11, 2015

Lynx 2015: Hiding In Plain Sight

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English: , home of the (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The Minnesota Lynx won their first two games of the 2015 WNBA season over the Tulsa Shock at home, and the Indiana Fever on the road.  With the NBA and NHL playoffs going on and the Twins playing better these days, most of you probably didn't notice.

The core regulars for the two-time league champions are all back:  Seimoine Augustus, Lindsay Whalen, Maya Moore and Rebekkah Brunson.  Janel McCarville is not.  She has chosen to take the season off to allow her body to heal after a grueling season of playing in Europe, or so the team says.

Unlike most professional athletes, women pro basketball players such as Augustus, Whalen and Moore play year-round not just in the WNBA and in international competitions like the Olympics, but overseas as well.  It's mainly because the WNBA is a summertime league that doesn't pay nearly as well as those in Europe or China.  The end result is that all that playing is bound to take a toll on their bodies, so the older these athletes get the more likely it is that they need time off.

Take the defending WNBA champion Phoenix Mercury, whose biggest star Diana Taurasi isn't playing this season because the Russian team she's contracted to for winter ball is paying her to sit out.  This may have been an understandable decision on Taurasi's part, but it doesn't make her or the WNBA look good.

Neither does domestic violence.  Brittney Griner of the Mercury is currently serving a seven-game suspension for an incident involving her and her married partner Glory Johnson, who just happens to play for the Shock.

The league's image has also taken a hit when the New York Liberty announced that Isiah Thomas has been brought in as president and part-owner.  Thomas, who has earned the everlasting enmity of Knicks fans for screwing up that franchise over the past few years, also happens to have had sexual harassment problems that make it hard for anyone to understand (beyond Liberty management) why he's the best choice to run a women's pro basketball team.

Back to the Lynx.  They may have won two titles, and are always a threat to win another with the collection of talent they've got.  But unless you buy a ticket to a game at Target Center, your chances of seeing them on TV are few and far between.

Fox Sports North currently holds the local TV rights to Lynx games.  Because the Twins take priority on the station during the summer, Lynx telecasts have to be scheduled on days when there's no baseball.   All others are either shown nationally on ESPN2 and NBA TV, or streaming live on the WNBA's website.

It's not as if FSN spends much money on covering the Lynx in the few games they do show.  The regular announcing crew of Marney Gellner and Lea B. Olson sometimes gives way to coverage provided by some of Fox Sports' other regional networks, even if the game is at home.

The Lynx are again the favorites to challenge for the WNBA title.  Our advice is to see this team as much as you possibly can, before age and time makes some of the players decide that taking a season off might be a good idea for them too.

Friday, May 29, 2015

Pot Shots 2015, Volume 1

English: National Lacrosse League game with th...
English: National Lacrosse League game with the Philadelphia Wings visiting the Minnesota Swarm at the Xcel Energy Center, St. Paul, Minnesota. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Adrian Peterson is stuck between a rock and a hard place.  The Minnesota Vikings won't trade him, so he whines on Twitter about the unfairness of his contract.  Well, if he hadn't been taking most of last season off because he got caught taking a switch to his child's behind, we wouldn't be subjected to any of this.

Cleveland vs. Golden State in the NBA Finals.  One team is carrying the ball for a city that hasn't seen a pro sports champion in over 50 years.  The other hasn't been this far since 1975, when Bruce Springsteen graced the covers of Time and Newsweek in the same week.

American Pharaoh is the latest horse to try for a Triple Crown, which is something that hasn't been done since the Disco Era.  At least he doesn't talk, or try to sell us satellite TV while being squired by a nearly naked supermodel.

The Minnesota Swarm are moving to the suburbs of Atlanta, citing financial issues and their inability to get a favorable lease with the Xcel Energy Center.  The fact that, in the Swarm's 11-year existence, few people knew they were an indoor lacrosse team suggests that poor marketing may also have been a factor.  Hope you like indoor lacrosse, y'all!

If a new soccer stadium is built, maybe the Twin Cities should try for an outdoor lacrosse franchise.

As we write this, the Minnesota Twins are tied for first in the American League Central Division.  No, this is not April 1.

The Timberwolves won the NBA draft lottery for the first time ever, after years of bad luck that would have perplexed a black cat.  Now the challenge is how not to screw up their number one pick.

Minneapolis is in the running for the 2020 college football championship game, which would be held in the new Vikings stadium.  Wait.  Minneapolis is a college football town?

Alex Rodriguez has now hit more home runs than Willie Mays.  A nation shrugs.

For the second consecutive year, the National Spelling Bee ended with two students being declared co-champions.  Either the kids are that good at spelling words most of us have never heard of, or the number of words in the final round needs to be increased from 25 to 40 or 50.

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Deflating the Legend

Tom Brady
Tom Brady (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
This is what you get for deflating footballs, even if your team didn't need that kind of help in a game that decided who went to the Super Bowl.

Quarterback Tom Brady was sacked by the National Football League for the first four games of the 2015 season for his role in the controversy that became known as "Deflategate".  His team, the New England Patriots, got fined for a million dollars and lost two top draft picks.  They will not, however, be required to give back the Lombardi Trophy that they won four months ago.

(You'll notice that neither Patriots owner Robert Kraft nor coach Bill Belichick received any kind of punishment.)

The NFL took this action after a report concluded that Brady was aware of what was going on when two of the team's flunkies allegedly let the air out of some of the footballs during the AFC Championship Game in January, which was won by the Patriots 45-7 over the Indianapolis Colts at Foxborough, Mass.  Said flunkies, according to the league, have been suspended without pay indefinitely.

Nobody looks good here.  Not Brady, who refused to cooperate with the investigation and will likely appeal his suspension.  Not the Patriots, whose suspicions by fans outside of New England that this is an organization that plays by its own rules have been confirmed.  And certainly not NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.

Goodell wants to project the image of an enforcer who wants to rid Dodge City of miscreants, much like U.S. Marshal Matt Dillon used to do on "Gunsmoke".  Instead, Goodell comes across as Deputy Barney Fife of Mayberry (OK, we've been watching too much classic TV.) when it comes to issues more serious than deflated footballs.  Like when players are caught on tape beating their significant others inside a hotel elevator, or taking a switch to the backside of their kids.  Or having to retire too early from the game because of one concussion too many.

It's hard not to feel sorry for Brady.  He and the Patriots have gone to the Super Bowl six times, winning four of them.  He has all those passing records that Peyton Manning and Aaron Rodgers doesn't have.  He has a beautiful wife (Credit:  Alanis Morrisette) in Gisele Bundchen, who happens to be a supermodel.  And someday he'll be in Canton, enshrined in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

The NFL is right about the fact that they need to work on maintaining the integrity of the game.  Letting the air out of footballs is not one of them.  As for Tom Brady, he'll survive this the way he always has.  And so will the Patriots, whether fans like them or not.


Saturday, May 9, 2015

Wild 2014-15: The Half-Season of Devan Dubnyk

Devan Dubnyk, Springfield Falcon, Canadian ice...
Devan Dubnyk, Springfield Falcon, Canadian ice hockey goaltender (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The Minnesota Wild ended their improbable run in the NHL Stanley Cup playoffs, after having dismantled the St. Louis Blues in six games, by getting swept in four games by the Chicago Blackhawks.

We say "improbable" because before the middle of January, the Wild were so bad that they were one of the worst teams in hockey.  No direction.  Lousy goaltending.  Miles from a playoff spot.  Even coach Mike Yeo's YouTube-worthy meltdown couldn't move the needle.

Everything changed the moment Wild general manager Chuck Fletcher swung a trade with the Arizona Coyotes for Devan Dubnyk, a heretofore unheralded goaltender who had been bouncing around pro hockey until now.  Dubnyk started nearly every game since then, and did so well that few seem to remember the problem-filled tandem of Darcy Kuemper and Niklas Backstrom from earlier in the season. 

The rest of the Wild soon picked up on the newfound stability in goal and started winning games, making a dramatic run past other borderline Western Conference teams to get into the playoffs as a wild card.  For three and a half months, the Wild and Dubnyk were the talk of the NHL.  There was even speculation that they could be Stanley Cup contenders. Seriously.

After taking care of the Blues in the first round, everything fell apart when the Wild faced the Blackhawks in the second.  Not only were the Wild eliminated by the team from Chicago for the third consecutive year, but it was done in four games.  They were shut out in eight of 12 periods.  A reminder that for all the strides the Wild had made during the season, they never really were Stanley Cup material.

Wild owner Craig Leipold had built this team on high-priced free agent signings--Zach Parise, Thomas Vanek, Ryan Suter and anyone else who had anything to do with Minnesota hockey.  None of them made a dent in the Chicago series.  And Dubnyk was exposed for what he really was, a journeyman goalie who happened to peak at the right time.

The Blackhawks, meanwhile, have Patrick Kane, Johnathan Toews, Marian Hossa and Patrick Sharp--NHL All Stars who have plenty of experience in winning playoff rounds and Stanley Cups.  And the way the conferences and playoffs are now set up, they could be dominant for years to come.  So no matter how much money Leipold spends on free agents (Minnesota connection or not), the Wild will still be looking up at the Blackhawks.

Before next season, the Wild need to reassess their issues involving scoring and goaltending.  Dubnyk was a great short-term solution, but that doesn't mean the Wild can't go after some more experienced netminder who doesn't need seasoning in Des Moines.

Maybe by then, the Wild will have figured out a way to be more competitive in the playoffs against the Blackhawks.  But don't hold your breath.  The Twins are still trying to figure out how to get past the New York Yankees in the baseball playoffs.

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Our projected Stanley Cup Final matchup:  Chicago Blackhawks and Washington Capitals.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Wolves 2014-15: Youth Must Be Served

Second alternate logo (2008-present)
Second alternate logo (2008-present) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The Minnesota Timberwolves ended another misbegotten season Wednesday, losing 138-113 to the Oklahoma City Thunder at Target Center.  The Wolves finished with the NBA's worst record at 16-66, lost 12 consecutive games to end the season, and missed the playoffs for the 11th straight year.  Quite an accomplishment, no?

You can excuse young players such as Andrew Wiggins (who's on his way to Rookie of the Year.  Truthfully, he'd be better off in his native Canada playing for the playoff-bound Toronto Raptors.) and Zach LaVine for finding their way in the NBA.  They've had to play more than most rookies because of injuries to Ricky Rubio, Kevin Martin and Nikola Pekovic, as well as the departures through trades of Corey Brewer, Mo Williams and Thaddeus Young.

Kevin Garnett?  He was brought here from the Brooklyn Nets on a wave of optimism and nostalgia as the Wolves' past, present and future, even though he's 39 and nearing the end of his playing career.  Since coming back, Garnett's mostly sat on the bench.  Patrick Reusse of the Star Tribune called the whole thing a scam to goose sales of tickets and jerseys (we should add that Wolves owner Glen Taylor is also Reusse's boss).  Not necessarily.  The team knew exactly what it was doing, putting KG in the role of mentoring younger players while preparing for his possible career in management.

Now it comes down to the ping pong balls, which will determine where the Wolves will pick in the 2015 NBA Draft.  They can't finish any lower than fourth in the lottery.  Taking into consideration that the New York Knicks, Los Angeles Lakers and Philadelphia 76ers also had lousy seasons, and the fact that the Wolves have never had much luck in the lottery to begin with, one should not be too confident.  Since the NBA considers the Knicks, Lakers and Sixers to be more important to the future of the league than the Wolves, a third or fourth place finish sounds more realistic.

But hey, the future looks bright for the Timberwolves.  With all the young talent and the trades made by defacto general manager and coach Flip Saunders, and with Garnett lending his insight and occasional court presence, the team should be worth watching again.  Or not.

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Our NBA Finals matchup:  Cleveland Cavaliers vs. Golden State Warriors.  Don't take it to the bank.

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Two Coaching Legends. Two Titles.

Mike Krzyzewski, head basketball coach of Duke...
Mike Krzyzewski, head basketball coach of Duke University, presenting a vanity basketball jersey to Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
English: University of Connecticut head women'...
English: University of Connecticut head women's basketball coach Geno Auriemma during a game against the University of Texas on March 23, 2008. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Mike Krzyzewski of Duke University and Geno Auriemma of the University of Connecticut.  Two college basketball coaches with legacies as long as their last names, leading athletes of different genders to championship after championship, whether it's for an NCAA title or an Olympic gold medal. 

Both have coached many great players over the years.  For Coach K it was Grant Hill, Shane Battier and Christian Laettner.  For Auriemma it was Rebecca Lobo, Sue Bird, Maya Moore and Diana Taurasi.

This week both coaches added to their respective legacies.  Krzyzewski won his fifth national men's championship Monday night at Indianapolis, as Duke defeated Wisconsin 68-63.  Freshman Tyus Jones led the Blue Devils with 23 points, while fellow teammate Grayson Allen scored 16.

Auriemma's Huskies won their third consecutive women's championship Tuesday night in Tampa, Florida, defeating Notre Dame 63-53.  Kaleena Mosqueda-Lewis and Moriah Jefferson both scored 15 points.  Junior Breanna Stewart, who has never known anything but championships since the moment she set foot on the UConn campus, had eight points and 15 rebounds.

Auriemma now has as many national championships as John Wooden of UCLA had, which is ten.
Even though Auriemma achieved his over a 20-year period, and Wooden took 11 years between 1964 and 1975 to get his.

Both Krzyzewski and Auriemma have had their critics:  Coach K for the way he operates on the basketball court, and for recruiting players like Tyus Jones, who would be in the NBA now if they didn't have an age and eligibility rule.  Auriemma for his abrasiveness, and for his team's dominance being partly responsible for the lack of parity in women's college basketball.

For as long as they choose to be around, Mike Krzyzewski's and Geno Auriemma's teams will continue to dominate their fiefdoms of college basketball.  Why?  Because the best players, no matter where they come from, will always gravitate to them.  Donors and university presidents will always support them, unless they do something horrible.  The media and fans will always fawn over them.  The world is their oyster, as long as they keep winning.




Friday, April 3, 2015

Twins 2015: The More Things Change . . .

Torii Hunter
Torii Hunter (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Spring.  The birds fly north.  The trees bud.  Rain fills our lakes and rivers (unless you live in California).  The snow melts (unless you live in Boston).  A young person's fancy turns to thoughts of love (or something like it)--and baseball.  Or is it the playoffs and the NFL Draft?

The Minnesota Twins, for whom spring represents hope for a team that's been near the bottom of Major League Baseball since 2011, have made some changes.  Paul Molitor has replaced Ron Gardenhire as manager, along with most of the rest of his coaching staff.  The team dug deep into the free agent market and came up with pitcher Ervin Santana, who last played with the Atlanta Braves.  They have also brought back fan favorite Torii Hunter, who's about to close out his career after stints with the Detroit Tigers and Los Angeles Angels.

For all the changes the Twins have made on and off the field, there always seems to be something holding them back.  Santana has been suspended by MLB for 80 games through July, having been found using the anabolic steroid Stanozolol.  With or without him, the pitching staff has improved somewhat with Phil Hughes, Glen Perkins, and Mike Pelfry (who replaces Santana).  But they still have to face Major League hitting, which could be a problem.  Same goes for the outfield, which is also suspect.

The fortunes of Kennys Vargas, Brian Dozier, Trevor Plouffe, Joe Mauer and others depend on how well they can (A) hit against Major League pitching, (B) avoid hitting into too many double plays, and (C) avoid making stupid mistakes on the basepaths.  If they know how to do all that, the rest takes care of itself.

The Twins' MVRs (most valuable rookies), Byron Buxton and Miguel Sano, are still biding their time in the minors.  Before they're called up (most likely by September), they should consider the cautionary tale of another highly-anticipated prospect named Aaron Hicks.  He has been floundering around so much on the field and at the plate that the Twins are about ready to pull the plug.  It's one thing to be a "phenom".  It's quite another to be a "has-been" before your time.

Indeed, for all the changes and the promise of better days ahead, the Twins are still on track to lose more than 90 games for the fifth consecutive season.  So go ahead and enjoy the spring.  Just skip the ballpark until the Twins provide a reason to watch.

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Elsewhere in Major League Baseball, Rob Manfred has replaced Bud Selig as the game's commissioner.  Alex Rodriguez has served his sentence for using performance-enhancing drugs, and has returned to the New York Yankees--whether they like it or not.  And baseball's version of "This Old House"--the renovation of Chicago's Wrigley Field--is still under construction as delays have forced the project to be extended into mid-season.  Well, what else is new for the Cubs?

Here's our projections for who will be playing in October:

AMERICAN LEAGUE

East:  Baltimore Orioles

Central:  Cleveland Indians

West:  Los Angeles Angels

Wild Card:  Seattle Mariners and Kansas City Royals

NATIONAL LEAGUE

East:  Washington Nationals

Central:  St. Louis Cardinals

West:  Los Angeles Dodgers

Wild Card:  Pittsburgh Pirates and Miami Marlins


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