Wednesday, December 23, 2015

2015: Cleaning Out the Closet

English: Serena Williams at 2009 Australian Op...
English: Serena Williams at 2009 Australian Open, Melbourne, Australia. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Instead of rehashing our take on the stories of the past year (Deflategate, the U.S. women's soccer team, daily fantasy websites, and the local pro spots teams), we thought we'd end 2015 with some unnecessary comments on the other happenings in sports this year.  Happy holidays, everyone.

American Pharoah, with his sweep of the Kentucky Derby, Preakness Stakes and Belmont Stakes (something that hasn't happened since the 1970s), has become horse racing's savior.  The sport will never again be as popular as it was nearly a century ago.  But at least there will be a little less whining about the lack of a Triple Crown winner.

Serena Williams also tried for a sweep this year, winning three of the four major women's singles titles at Wimbledon and the French and Australian Opens--but not the U.S. Open.  She is also Sports Illustrated's Sportsperson of the Year.  Serena and her sister Venus have dominated women's tennis for so long that, once their playing careers are over, it's hard to think that the sport will be relevant for a long time.

Tiger Woods hasn't won many tournaments since his marriage ended and his knee blew out. Even after Rory McIlroy, Jordan Speith and others have long since surpassed him, Woods is still the face of golf.  He might still win another championship or two, but Jack Nicklaus' record of racking up the most majors still seems safe.

Boxing and ultimate fighting are two of the biggest draws on pay-per-view video.  But like anything else, you get what you pay for.
  • Ronda Rousey became a celebrity when she won and defended her UFC titles, mainly by knocking out her opponents in 30 seconds or less.  Then she lost to Holly Holm, one of the few opponents Rousey has had who has taken her past the first round.  Well, Rousey's still a celebrity, but she's not invincible any more.  Until her next match.
  • The Floyd Mayweather-Manny Pacquiao bout was one of the most-anticipated boxing matches of 2015.  Then came the fight, but it soon became clear that this match (which Mayweather won) would have been sooo much better a few years earlier.  People who paid exorbitant rates to watch this on PPV screamed for their money back, but got nowhere.  Mayweather fought once more and won, then retired undefeated.  No wonder they call him "Money".  He just banks a lot of it.
Minnesota United FC will be moving up the pro soccer food chain to Major League Soccer in the next couple of years.  But not before a bidding war that has temporarily resulted in St. Paul being chosen over Minneapolis for a new soccer park.  All that remains is getting everything in order, which is never easy in the ongoing rivalry between the two cities.

In the age of people no longer willing to pay extra for cable channels they don't watch, while finding other ways to get their TV, ESPN is the biggest loser.  To date, the Disney-owned network has reportedly lost between seven to 10 million subscribers.  They charge more because they pay through the nose for rights to the NFL, NBA, Major League Baseball and various college conferences well into the next decade.  In response, ESPN has let go of several well-known commentators including Keith Olbermann, Jason Whitlock, Colin Cowherd and Bill Simmons (though it must be said the reasons why don't always have to do with finances).  They also pulled the plug on the Grantland website, which was started by Simmons.  People have begged ESPN to go the route of HBO and other networks in offering their content online at a cheaper rate, but they haven't done that.  Instead, to the chagrin of most cord-cutters, sports remains the one thing that's keeping cable and satellite in business.  And they're not letting go unless they're forced to.

WHO DIED THIS YEAR:  Ken Stabler, Garo Yepremian, Minnie Minoso, Calvin Peete, Charlie Sifford, Dean Smith, Phil "Flip" Saunders, Dickie Moore, Frank Gifford, Dolph Schayes, Glen Sonmor, Yogi Berra, Dean Chance, Lindy Infante, Milo Hamilton, Al Arbour, Rubin "Hurricane" Carter, Guy Lewis, Ernie Banks, Jerry Tarkanian, Darryl Dawkins and Moses Malone.

Monday, December 7, 2015

The 2015 Owljock Bowl Board

Guy Lombardo (1902–1977)
Guy Lombardo (1902–1977) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Welcome to this year's edition of ye olde Bowl Board.  A couple of things before we begin:
  • Clemson, Alabama, Oklahoma and Michigan State are this year's participants in the College Football Playoff.  The semifinals, held last year at the Rose and Sugar bowls on New Year's Day, will this year be at the Orange and Cotton bowls on New Year's Eve.  Why?  Because of tradition and existing TV contracts, the CFP is being rotated between those games on a yearly basis.  Which means we have a situation where, as the confusing Jimmy Kimmel commercials try to point out, the football playoff is supposed to be the new tradition alongside "Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest".  (Or so ESPN hopes.) That is, unless the ghosts of Clark and Guy Lombardo exact their revenge.
  • The NCAA has sanctioned 41 bowls this year.  The minimum for qualifying to play in one of these games is six victories and an acceptable (to the NCAA) academic record.  However, not enough schools qualified this season, so the number has been dropped to five victories.  Which means that schools like Minnesota, the Big Ten conference's paragon of mediocre football, can get into a lower-tier bowl game with a 5-7 record.  When that happens, you know there are too many bowl games.
Here's the schedule.  It contains the name of the bowl, where it's played, who's in it, who televises them, and a brief description of what the bowl's sponsor sells or represents.  Enjoy.

Air Force Reserve Celebration Bowl:  Alcorn State vs. North Carolina A&T  (Atlanta, GA  12/19)  ABC
First season.

Auto Nation Cure Bowl:  San Jose State vs. Georgia State  (Orlando, FL  12/19)  CBS Sports Network 
Automotive retailer.  First season.

Gildan New Mexico Bowl:  Arizona vs. New Mexico  (Albuquerque, NM  12/19)  ESPN
Active wear.

Royal Purple Las Vegas Bowl:  Brigham Young vs. Utah  (Las Vegas, NV  12/19)  ABC
Auto products.

Raycom Media Camellia Bowl:  Ohio vs. Appalachian State  (Montgomery, AL  12/19)  ESPN
Broadcasting company. 

R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl:  Arkansas State vs.  Louisiana Tech  (New Orleans, LA  12/19)  ESPN
Shipping firm.

Miami Beach Bowl:  Western Kentucky vs. South Florida  (Miami, FL  12/21)  ESPN

Famous Idaho Potato Bowl:  Akron vs. Utah State  (Boise, ID  12/22)  ESPN

Marmot Boca Raton Bowl:  Toledo vs. Temple  (Boca Raton, FL  12/22)  ESPN
Outdoor clothing and sporting goods.

San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl:  Boise State vs. Northern Illinois  (San Diego, CA  12/23)  ESPN
Financial services.

GoDaddy Bowl:  Georgia Southern vs. Bowling Green  (Mobile, AL  12/23)  ESPN
Website domain names.

Popeyes Bahamas Bowl:  Middle Tennessee vs. Western Michigan  (Nassau, Bahamas  12/24)  ESPN
Chicken and seafood restaurant chain.

Hawaii Bowl:  San Diego State vs. Cincinnati  (Honolulu, HW  12/24)  ESPN

St. Petersburg Bowl:  Connecticut vs. Marshall  (St. Petersburg. FL  12/26)  ESPN

Hyundai Sun Bowl:  Miami vs. Washington State  (El Paso, TX  12/26)  CBS
Automobile manufacturer.

Zaxby's Heart of Dallas Bowl:  Washington vs. Southern Mississippi  (Dallas, TX  12/26)  ESPN
Chicken restaurant chain.

New Era Pinstripe Bowl:  Indiana vs. Duke  (Yankee Stadium, New York  12/26)  ABC
Sports apparel.

Camping World Independence Bowl:  Tulsa vs. Virginia Tech  (Shreveport, LA  12/26)  ESPN
RV supplies.

Foster Farms Bowl:  UCLA vs. Nebraska  (Santa Clara, CA  12/26)  ESPN
West-coast based poultry firm.

Military Bowl Presented By Northrop Grumman:  Pittsburgh vs. Navy  (Annapolis, MD  12/28)  ESPN
Defense contractor.

Quick Lane Bowl:  Central Michigan vs. Minnesota  (Detroit, MI  12/28)  ESPN2
Auto care shops.

Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl:  California vs. Air Force  (Ft. Worth, TX  12/29)  ESPN
Defense contractor.

Russell Athletic Bowl:  North Carolina vs. Baylor  (Orlando, FL  12/29)  ESPN
Action wear.

NOVA Home Loans Arizona Bowl:  Nevada vs. Colorado State  (Tucson, AZ  12/29)  Campus Insiders (website) and American Sports Network (broadcast)
Arizona-based mortgage lender.  First season.

AdvoCare V100 Texas Bowl:  LSU vs. Texas Tech  (Houston, TX  12/29)  ESPN
Nutritional supplements.

Birmingham Bowl:  Auburn vs. Memphis  (Birmingham, AL  12/30)  ESPN

Belk Bowl:  North Carolina State vs. Mississippi State  (Charlotte, NC  12/30)  ESPN
Southeastern-based department store chain.

Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl:  Texas A&M vs. Louisville  (Nashville, TN  12/30)  ESPN
Financial services.

Holiday Bowl:  USC vs. Wisconsin  (San Diego, CA  12/30)  ESPN

Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl:  Houston vs. Florida State  (Atlanta, GA  12/31)  ESPN
Chicken restaurant chain.

Capital One Orange Bowl (CFP Semifinal):  Oklahoma vs. Clemson  (Miami Gardens, FL  12/31)  ESPN
Financial services.

Goodyear Cotton Bowl (CFP Semifinal):  Michigan State vs. Alabama  (Arlington, TX  12/31)  ESPN
Tires and blimps.

Outback Bowl:  Northwestern vs. Tennessee  (Tampa, FL  1/1/16)  ESPN2
Steak restaurant chain.

Buffalo Wild Wings Citrus Bowl:  Michigan vs. Florida  (Orlando, FL  1/1/16)  ABC
Chicken wing restaurant chain.

BattleFrog Fiesta Bowl:  Notre Dame vs. Ohio State  (Glendale, AZ  1/1/16)  ESPN
Obstacle racing series.

Rose Bowl Presented by Northwestern Mutual:  Stanford vs. Iowa  (Pasadena, CA  1/1/16)  ESPN
Financial services.

Allstate Sugar Bowl:  Oklahoma State vs. Mississippi  (New Orleans, LA  1/1/16)  ESPN
Insurance and financial services.

TaxSlayer Bowl:  Penn State vs. Georgia  (Jacksonville, FL  1/2)  ESPN
Online tax preparation.

AutoZone Liberty Bowl:  Kansas State vs. Arkansas  (Memphis, TN  1/2) ESPN
Auto parts stores.

Valero Alamo Bowl:  Oregon vs. Texas Christian  (San Antonio, TX  1/2) ESPN
Energy company.

Motel 6 Cactus Bowl:  West Virginia vs. Arizona State  (Phoenix, AZ  1/2)  ESPN
Overnight lodging chain.

College Football Playoff National Championship Game Presented by AT&T  (Glendale, AZ  1/11)  ESPN
Communications giant.
 
 

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