Wednesday, December 28, 2016

2016: The Year We Never Thought We'd See

English: at the 2009 NLCS.
English: at the 2009 NLCS. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
These are some of the things in sports we never thought we'd see in 2016:

The Chicago Cubs won the World Series.

The Cleveland Cavaliers won the NBA title, the city's first sports championship since 1964.

The Golden State Warriors winning 73 regular season games.

The United States, in an era when European golfers are the best in the world, wins the Ryder Cup.

Tiger Woods competing in all four rounds of a golf tournament.

Golf in the Olympics.

Michael Phelps continues to win medals.  Ryan Lochte behaves like an idiot.

The NFL loses TV viewers.

Peyton Manning and Kobe Bryant call it quits.


No Canadian teams in the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Las Vegas is awarded an NHL franchise.

The Rams move back to Los Angeles.

Players taking a stand on social issues.  Or, in some cases, taking a knee.

Vin Scully calling his last Los Angeles Dodgers baseball game.

Breanna Stewart never losing a game in her college basketball career.

Muhammad Ali, Pat Summitt, Dennis Green, Arnold Palmer, Craig Sager, Gordie Howe, Ralph Branca, Nate Thurmond, Buddy Ryan, Kimbo Slice, Rick MacLeish, Bud Collins, Andy Bathgate, Bill Johnson, Ted Marchibroda, Monte Irvin and others took their last bows.

What will we see next year?

Monday, December 5, 2016

The 2016-17 Owljock Bowl Board

Host of American Idol, and numerous other radi...
Host of American Idol, and numerous other radio and television programs, Ryan Seacrest. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Welcome to this year's edition of the Bowl Board, whether anyone asked for it or not.  A few things before we get started:
  • The College Football Playoff's top four are Alabama, Clemson, Washington and Ohio State.  The first three are all worthy, but what are the Buckeyes doing here?  In a season when the Big Ten Conference was the most competitive in the country, it's representative for the national championship is a team that didn't even participate in the conference's title game.  Did the CFP committee choose Ohio State because, well, they're Ohio State?
  • Penn State won the Big Ten playoff over Wisconsin, and is going to the Rose Bowl for the first time since 2009.  This might mark a return to football glory since the Joe Paterno days, but the painful legacy that's left for the victims of the Jerry Sandusky scandal must not be pushed aside.
  • The tradition of having the CFP semifinals on New Year's Eve ends this year.  Starting next year, the games will be played on the Saturday before New Year's Day in most cases.  Judging from the TV ratings, America will no longer have to choose between football and Ryan Seacrest ringing in the New Year.
  • The NCAA has sanctioned 41 bowls, which is the same as last year.  None have been added because the NCAA has decided to hit pause on approving any new games for awhile.  Which means that the Podunk Bowl presented by Widget Industries will have to wait.
The Bowl Board goes like this:  We name the bowl, where it's played, who's in it, where you can watch it, and a brief description of the game's sponsor and what they do (when appropriate).  And here it is.

Air Force Reserve Celebration Bowl:  North Carolina Central vs. Grambling  (Atlanta, GA 12/17)  ABC

Gildan New Mexico Bowl:  New Mexico vs. Texas-San Antonio  (Albuquerque, NM  12/17)   ESPN
Active wear manufacturer.

Las Vegas Bowl Presented by GEICO:  Houston vs. San Diego State  (Las Vegas, NV 12/17)  ABC
An auto insurance company you might have heard of.

Raycom Media Camellia Bowl:  Appalacian State vs. Toledo  (Montgomery, AL  12/17)  ESPN
Media company.

AutoNation Cure Bowl:  Central Florida vs. Arkansas State  (Orlando, FL  12/17)  CBS Sports Network
Automotive retailer.

R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl:  Southern Mississippi vs. Louisiana-Lafayette  (New Orleans, LA  12/17)  ESPN
Shipping firm.

Miami Beach Bowl:  Central Michigan vs. Tulsa  (Miami, FL  12/19)  ESPN

Boca Raton Bowl:  Memphis vs. Western Kentucky  (Boca Raton, FL  12/20)  ESPN

San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl:  Brigham Young vs. Wyoming  (San Diego, CA  12/21)  ESPN
Financial services.

Famous Idaho Potato Bowl:  Idaho vs. Colorado State  (Boise, ID  12/22)  ESPN

Popeyes Bahamas Bowl:  Eastern Michigan vs. Old Dominion  (Nassau, Bahamas  12/23)  ESPN
Chicken and seafood restaurant chain.

Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl:  Louisiana Tech vs. Navy  (Fort Worth, TX  12/23)  ESPN
Defense contractor.

Dollar General Bowl:  Ohio vs. Troy  (Mobile, AL  12/23)  ESPN
Retail chain.  Formerly GoDaddy Bowl.

Hawaii Bowl:  Hawaii vs. Middle Tennessee  (Honolulu, HW  12/24)  ESPN

St. Petersburg Bowl:  Miami (Ohio) vs. Mississippi State  (St. Petersburg, FL  12/26)  ESPN

Quick Lane Bowl:  Maryland vs. Boston College  (Detroit, MI  12/26)  ESPN
Auto care shops.

Camping World Independence Bowl:  North Carolina State vs. Vanderbilt  (Shreveport, LA  12/26)  ESPN2
Camping and RV supplies.

Zaxby's Heart of Dallas Bowl:  Army vs. North Texas  (Dallas, TX  12/27)  ESPN
Chicken restaurant chain.

Military Bowl Presented by Northrup Grumman:  Temple vs. Wake Forest  (Annapolis, MD  12/27)  ESPN
Defense contractor.

National Funding Holiday Bowl:  Minnesota vs. Washington State  (San Diego, CA  12/27)  ESPN
Financial services, including small business loans.

Motel 6 Cactus Bowl:  Boise State vs. Baylor  (Phoenix, AZ  12/27)  ESPN
Overnight lodging chain.

New Era Pinstripe Bowl:  Pittsburgh vs. Northwestern  (Bronx, NY  12/28)  ESPN
Sports apparel.

Russell Athletic Bowl:  West Virginia vs. Miami  (Orlando, FL  12/28)  ESPN
Action wear.

Foster Farms Bowl:  Indiana vs. Utah  (Santa Clara, CA  12/28)  Fox
West Coast-based poultry firm.

AdvoCare V100 Texas Bowl:  Texas A&M vs. Kansas State  (Houston, TX  12/28)  ESPN
Nutritional supplements.

Birmingham Bowl:  South Florida vs. South Carolina  (Birmingham, AL  12/29)  ESPN

Belk Bowl:  Arkansas vs. Virginia Tech  (Charlotte, NC  12/29)  ESPN
Southeast-based department store chain.

Valero Alamo Bowl:  Oklahoma State vs. Colorado  (San Antonio, TX  12/29)  ESPN
Energy company.

AutoZone Liberty Bowl:  Georgia vs. Texas Christian  (Memphis, TN  12/30)  ESPN
Auto parts retail chain.

Hyundai Sun Bowl:  Stanford vs. North Carolina  (El Paso, TX  12/30)  CBS
Auto manufacturer.

Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl:  Nebraska vs. Tennessee  (Nashville, TN  12/30)  ESPN
Financial services.

Nova Home Loans Arizona Bowl:  South Alabama vs. Air Force  (Tucson, AZ  12/30)  Campus Insiders/American Sports Network
Arizona-based mortgage lender.

Capital One Orange Bowl:  Michigan vs. Florida State  (Miami Gardens, FL  12/30)  ESPN
Financial services.

Buffalo Wild Wings Citrus Bowl:  LSU vs. Louisville  (Orlando, FL  12/31)  ABC
Chicken wing restaurant chain.

TaxSlayer Bowl:  Georgia Tech vs. Kentucky  (Jacksonville, FL  12/31)  ESPN
Online tax preparation.

Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl (CFP semifinal):  Washington vs. Alabama  (Atlanta, GA  12/31)  ESPN
Chicken restaurant chain.

PlayStation Fiesta Bowl (CFP semifinal):  Ohio State vs. Clemson  (Glendale, AZ  12/31)  ESPN
Videogame consoles.

Outback Bowl:  Florida vs. Iowa  (Tampa, FL  1/2/2017)  ABC
Steak restaurant chain.

Goodyear Cotton Bowl Classic:  Western Michigan vs. Wisconsin  (Arlington, TX  1/2/17)  ESPN
Tires and blimps.

Rose Bowl Game Presented by Northwestern Mutual:  USC vs. Penn State  (Pasadena, CA  1/2/17)  ESPN
Financial services.

Allstate Sugar Bowl:  Auburn vs. Oklahoma  (New Orleans, LA  1/2/17)  ESPN
Insurance and financial services.

College Football Playoff National Championship:  Winners of Peach and Fiesta Bowls  (Tampa, FL  1/9)  ESPN

Monday, November 21, 2016

Why You're Not Watching The NFL

The new NFL logo went into use at the 2008 draft.
The new NFL logo went into use at the 2008 draft. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
It has become apparent that fewer of us are spending our Sundays (and Mondays and Thursdays) plopped down in front of our big (and little) screens to watch NFL football.  It still dominates the TV ratings, but not as much as it used to.  Everybody seems to have a theory about why that is, but there's no real consensus for what to do about it that won't hurt the league's bottom line.  We don't either, but we can list some of those theories.

Thursdays  Years ago, football on Thursdays used to be restricted to Thanksgiving Day with games in Detroit and Dallas.  Now they're on every week, mainly to give the league-owned NFL Network an excuse to show live games.  Then NBC and CBS were brought in to increase exposure and prestige.  Nobody likes these games--not the players, coaches and fans--because it means having less time to prepare, and the quality suffers as a result.  But people are watching, so . . .

London Calling  It's no big secret that the NFL wants to someday put a franchise in a country where the other kind of football is king, and that they also want to place their footprint in other parts of the world.  But asking American TV viewers to get up as early as 9:30 a.m. in the East (6:30 in the West) to watch a game live from across the pond between two mediocre teams is a bit much.  There's a reason why people sleep in on Sunday mornings.

Commercials  The networks (NBC, CBS, ESPN and Fox) pay billions of dollars per year for the privilege of showing NFL games, and so do sponsors who want to be the official this-or-that of the league.  So where do you put the commercial spots?  Before and after kickoffs, time outs, quarter breaks, change of possession, replay reviews, punts, injury time outs, two minute warnings for each half . . . It goes on.  So what's the alternative?  Since the NFL is unlikely to part with all that money, we can look forward to ads on jerseys and/or virtual ads on the field of play.  There's no getting away from a word from our sponsors.

Replays and Officiating  Ever seen an exciting run for a touchdown or a great catch nullified by penalties, or a replay showing that the player stepped out of bounds someplace?   Or the disproportionate amount of yellow flags thrown at certain players (usually black) who refuse to "act like they've been there before"?  Yes, it's important to get the call right (and the vast majority of those are usually confirmed by the replay), but they also tend to suck the life out of a close game.

The Election and The Cubs  You would think that, during the most bizarre presidential campaign in memory, people would be using the NFL as an escape from having to watch another Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump attack ad--especially for those living in battleground states.  You would be wrong.  Also, Major League Baseball had its best post-season TV ratings in years due to the presence of the Chicago Cubs, winning the World Series for the first time since before most of us were born.

Rally Round the Flag, Boys and Girls  Some folks who seem to love America more than you do have been boycotting NFL games because Colin Kaepernick of the San Francisco 49ers and others gained attention for taking a knee during "The Star Spangled Banner", protesting the treatment of African-American men by police.  Which is ridiculous, because TV networks usually go to a commercial while the anthem is played.  Could it also be that the NFL is losing viewers because they don't want to watch propaganda for the military, and for breast cancer research?  They just want to watch football.  Oh, we should mention that Kaepernick didn't vote in the election, which is a statement in itself.

New Tech  As the devices for watching games gets smaller, so do the number of cable subscribers to sports networks like ESPN.  The NFL has responded by streaming some of their games on social media and other platforms, but the numbers are iffy at best.

Concussions  Now that we know more about the health risks of getting your bell rung, it is no longer appropriate to celebrate a colossal hit on another player with their helmets on.  We're getting used to players taken out of the game after they've been hit to go through what's become known as the "concussion protocol".  Unless the NFL is really serious about the safety of its players, the future of the game depends on (to paraphrase a country song) mamas letting their babies grow up to play football. 

Then there's the retirement and/or suspensions of stars like Peyton Manning and Tom Brady, players who can't seem to stay out of trouble, and the leadership (or something like it) of NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.  Come to think of it, this isn't just a list of why we're not watching the NFL.  We've also created a partial list of what's wrong with the league itself.  It's up to them to make it right to the players and fans, for otherwise it will affect their bottom line and all the TV money in the world won't save them.

Monday, November 14, 2016

Vikings '16: The Ship Is Sinking

Minnesota Vikings logo
Minnesota Vikings logo (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
At the start of this NFL season, the Minnesota Vikings reeled off five consecutive victories to take a commanding lead in the NFC North division.  This despite devastating injuries to quarterback Teddy Bridgewater, running back Adrian Peterson and a host of others.  Coach Mike Zimmer was being hailed as a genius.  Football pundits seriously considered the Vikings to be Super Bowl contenders.  Life was good in Purple Land, unless you happened to be one of those skeptics who believed that all those injuries would eventually catch up to the team, and their lead would evaporate just like Hillary Clinton's did on Election Day.

Fast-forward to now.  The Vikings have lost four straight games (Philadelphia Eagles, Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions and Washington, in that order), and are now tied with the Lions at 5-4 for the division lead.  For what it's worth, the Green Bay Packers aren't having such a great season either, yet they're still in the hunt.  And the football pundits are looking elsewhere for the next bandwagon to jump on.

Due to the lack of an offensive line (or, for that matter, an offense), quarterback Sam Bradford keeps getting sacked and the backs and receivers they do have are rendered ineffective.  Injuries have decimated the defense, leading to come-from-behind wins for the other team.  And Blair Walsh can no longer make an extra point if his life depended on it.

There is also dissension in the coaching ranks.  Offensive coordinator Norv Turner suddenly quit without giving a reason midway during the skid.  His replacement is Pat Shurmur, who has mentored Bradford at his other NFL stops with the Eagles and St. Louis Rams.

Unless the Vikings can get their act together in the remaining weeks of the regular season, they are in serious danger of not making the playoffs.  If that happens, Zimmer's job status will be a major question mark.  So will the offense, if Bradford continues to be treated like a tackling dummy by the other teams and his backup QBs can't do the job.

A successful season?  That ship may have already sailed.

Thursday, November 3, 2016

Cubs Win! Holy Cow.

English: Chicago Cubs logo
English: Chicago Cubs logo (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The Chicago Cubs, who for more than a century have been the symbol of failure, ineptitude and bad luck to go along with the occasional flashes of brilliance . . . whose best-known personality was a TV broadcaster who once root, root, rooted for the St. Louis Cardinals and the crosstown White Sox . . . whose iconic ballpark, Wrigley Field, didn't get lights until 1988 . . . who, in spite of having players like Ernie Banks, Ron Santo and Ryne Sandberg, have always found a way to disappoint their fans every season . . . have finally won a World Series in a seven-game nail biter over the Cleveland Indians.

In game 7 at Progressive Field in Cleveland, following a 17-minute rain delay with the score tied at 6-6 in the 10th inning, Ben Zobrist gave the Cubs the lead on an RBI double.  Then they held on to beat Cleveland 8-7, becoming the first team since the 1985 Kansas City Royals to come back from a three-games-to-one deficit to win the Series.

Pitching, as it usually does, made a difference during the Series.  Two of Cleveland's wins came through shutouts, which hasn't happened since the Baltimore Orioles did it in 1966.  And Cubs manager Joe Maddon used reliever Aroldis Chapman so often during the final three games, and for long stretches, that Chapman was in real danger of burning out.

Since the Cubs last won a World Series in 1908, we've had 19 U.S. presidents (Theodore Roosevelt was in office then), two world wars, a Great Depression and a Great Recession.  There was no radio or TV yet, so newspapers were how you'd follow the Fall Classic.  And people got around by trains, ships, horses, and that newfangled thing called the automobile.

As one streak ends, another continues.  The last Cleveland baseball team to win a World Series was in 1948, defeating the Boston (later Milwaukee, now Atlanta) Braves in six games..  That's 68 years and counting.  Maybe by the time they do win, they'll have gotten rid of Chief Wahoo and that "Indians" nickname.

Chicago Cub fans, you have suffered long enough.  You deserve this.  Your team won 103 games this season, won the National League Central division crown, and beat the San Francisco Giants and Los Angeles Dodgers in the playoffs.  So do us all a favor and quit whining about your team for the next century, or until asteroids hit Earth, whichever comes first.

Oh, and one more thing:  No more billy goats.

Monday, October 24, 2016

NBA 2016-17: Preseason Shootaround

Washington Wizards v/s Cleveland Cavaliers Nov...
Washington Wizards v/s Cleveland Cavaliers November 18, 2009 at Verizon Center in Washington, D.C. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
This is the most anticipated season in recent Minnesota Timberwolves history.  With a new coach in Tom Thibodeau, high-quality young players such as Karl-Anthony Towns and Andrew Wiggins, and the apparent return to form of Ricky Rubio, the Wolves are set to contend for their first NBA playoff appearance in over a decade.  But you know they'll find a way to mess it up through injuries, infighting, inexperience, general incompetence and a tough Western Conference.  Just like the Wolves we've always known.

Thanks to the new TV contract with ESPN and Turner Sports (soon to be part of AT&T?), more NBA free agents are taking advantage of all the money that's coming their way by jumping to teams where they think they can win a championship.  Kevin Durant ditches Oklahoma City for Golden State.  Dwyane Wade moves north from Miami to Chicago.  Dwight Howard goes east from Houston to Atlanta.

As most of you know, Kobe Bryant has played his last game for the Los Angeles Lakers.  So did Kevin Garnett and Tim Duncan, who also won championships during their long and rewarding NBA careers.  But Bryant's long goodbye happened to coincide with his team's worst season ever, impeding efforts for them to improve themselves.  Maybe now, the Lakers can move on without Kobe.

New Orleans, not Charlotte, will host the 2017 All Star Game.   The NBA moved the event because of North Carolina's new laws restricting the rights of transgenders.  The NCAA followed suit by taking most of its championships out of the Tar Heel State.  So did companies and entertainers who refused to do business there.  But, the NBA says, Charlotte can have the All Star Game back in a few years if the law is repealed.  Way to take a stand, guys.

Cleveland is the favorite to repeat as NBA champions, now that LeBron James taught the city how to be winners.  If not the Cavs, then Golden State if the chemistry between Durant and Stephen Curry works out.  Otherwise, here's our projected playoff picks.

EASTERN CONFERENCE:  Cleveland Cavaliers, Toronto Raptors, Chicago Bulls, Charlotte Hornets, Atlanta Hawks, Boston Celtics, New York Knicks, Miami Heat.

WESTERN CONFERENCE:  Golden State Warriors, Los Angeles Clippers, Portland Trail Blazers, Utah Jazz, San Antonio Spurs, Houston Rockets, Oklahoma City Thunder, Dallas Mavericks.

Friday, October 21, 2016

WNBA: Sparks Fly to Title

WNBA Finals logo
WNBA Finals logo (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
When the WNBA remade its playoff format this season, it was hoped that the top two seeds would meet for the championship instead of one dominant team and one division winner.  And wouldn't it be great if it were decided in the final seconds of Game 5?  Done and done.

The Los Angeles Sparks and the Minnesota Lynx did play five games of mostly tense basketball bookended by last-second shots, both at Target Center in Minneapolis.  In Game 1, it was Alana Beard for the Sparks.  In Game 5, it was Nneke Ogwumike (the league's MVP) hitting one with three seconds left to give the Sparks their first title since 2002, winning 77-76.  Candace Parker, the Finals MVP, had 28 points and 12 rebounds in the final game.  She dedicated the victory to her college coach, Pat Summitt of Tennessee, who died a few months ago.

There was a moment in Game 5 that reminded everyone what a flawed league the WNBA is.  Lynx coach Cheryl Reeve ripped into the officials after the game for not disallowing an Ogwumike basket on video replay, which showed that the ball went in the hoop after the shot clock had run out with a minute left in the game.  The WNBA admitted the mistake, but this isn't the first time a Minnesota pro sports team and its fans complained about a botched call that cost them a playoff game.

The Sparks won this series through grit, determination and the ability to make shots when it counted.  The Lynx, who have already won three WNBA championships in this decade and were going for a fourth to tie the record set by the Houston Comets (1997-2000), were also a determined bunch during these finals.  But their offense sputtered at the worst times despite Maya Moore's best efforts.

Flaws aside, this series was a better advertisement for women's basketball than anything else the WNBA could have come up with in its 20th season.  If the league can match that with better marketing and stable franchises, there's no reason they shouldn't be around for another 20 seasons.


Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Wild 2016-17: Another Season of Anxiety?

English: Eric Staal Nederlands: Eric Staal
English: Eric Staal Nederlands: Eric Staal (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The Minnesota Wild's 2016-17 NHL season is about two things.  One is to prove that they're more than a mediocre team with high-priced talent in a tough division and conference, always getting into the Stanley Cup playoffs the hard way.  The other is to have your playoff run last longer than the first round, which is what they did not do against the Dallas Stars last spring.

To that end, the Wild made some changes--or as many changes as general manager Chuck Fletcher's budget would allow.  Mike Yeo was replaced as coach by Bruce Boudreau, who's had successful runs in the past with Washington and Anaheim.  The best free agent pickup Fletcher could get with the salary cap they've got was Eric Staal, who spent last season with Carolina and the New York Rangers.  The Wild also bid adieu to Thomas Vanek, whom all agreed was an expensive bust, and who has since landed in Detroit.

These changes don't mask the fact that the Wild still have many of the same players who were going to take the team to greater heights, but somehow never do.  Boudreau's challenge this season is, to put it kindly, motivate these highly-paid skaters to start playing better hockey consistently.  If he can do that, then fans can start breathing easier about a playoff spot come march and April.  If he can't, then you can expect another season of anxiety in the State of Hockey.

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After a summer in which the NHL awarded an expansion franchise to Las Vegas, the Canadian team winning the World Cup of Hockey and Ron McLean getting his job back as host of "Hockey Night In Canada", it's time to start the season.  Pittsburgh is the defending Stanley Cup champion, but Sidney Crosby's just had another concussion.  There is still a question mark about NHL participation in the 2018 Winter Olympics, but the 2020 World Cup of Hockey sounds like it's a go.  Edmonton opens the third arena in Canada to be named for the Rogers communications empire, which also holds the country's TV rights to NHL games.  And with that, here's who we think will be around next April for the playoffs:

EASTERN CONFERENCE:  Washington Capitals, Tampa Bay Lightning, Pittsburgh Penguins, New York Islanders, Florida Panthers, Detroit Red Wings, Philadelphia Flyers, New York Rangers.

WESTERN CONFERENCE:  Dallas Stars, San Jose Sharks, Chicago Blackhawks, Nashville Predators, St. Louis Blues, Anaheim Ducks, Los Angeles Kings, Winnipeg Jets.

Monday, October 3, 2016

One Sunday in October

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English: (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
October 2, 2016 was a day like any other day in the autumn.  The sun was shining, the leaves were either falling or turning colors.  Yet most of us chose to stay inside and watch sports on TV, with NFL football running on various channels for more than 12 hours (there was a game in London during the morning).  Here's what else happened that day.

U.S. Wins Ryder Cup

Having not won golf's most prestigious international event since 2008, there was plenty of skepticism about the Americans' ability to stay on the same course with Europe's superior golfers.  But at the Hazeltine course near Chaska, Minnesota over the weekend, great golf manifested itself in Rory McIlroy's passionate play and Phil Mickelson's and Sergio Garcia's epic final day match.  The United States defeated the European team 17-11 to take the Ryder Cup.

The event was marred by a few individuals who, fueled apparently by too much beer and paying too much for a ticket, felt it appropriate to yell obscene comments at McIlroy and his teammates.  Because this is not a normal tournament where silence and and polite applause are expected from spectators, cheering and flag-waving are encouraged as if this were the Olympics.  After what happened this weekend, Ryder Cup officials might want to cut back on the booze and the nationalism.

Minnesota Twins:  59-103

Thus endeth this misbegotten baseball season, marking the fifth time in the last six years that the Twins have lost at least 90 games.  The worst record in Major League Baseball is also the team's worst since the franchise moved from Washington in 1961 (and the Senators had some awful clubs too.).

Yes, the Twins need pitching in the worst way.  They also need better fielding and offense, Brian Dozier notwithstanding.  And maybe it's time to concede that all the young talent they've brought up in the past couple of years just isn't working out.  That said, the Twins do have the number one pick in next year's MLB draft.

After much criticism that the Twins Way is woefully out of date in the Moneyball era, the team finally joined the 21st century in hiring Derek Falvey as its Chief Baseball Officer.  Falvey, hired away from a similar position with Cleveland, might know analytics.  But now he has to deal with the whims of manager Paul Molitor and the Pohlad family for the 2017 season and possibly beyond, so office politics might be one thing he should bone up on.  No sense looking for quick fixes here, folks.

Vin Scully and Dick Enberg Retire.  Oh My.

There has been lots of fanfare for Vin Scully, who just did his final Los Angeles Dodgers broadcast after 67 seasons behind the microphone.  He has also been the voice of baseball for almost that long, having called many a World Series or an NBC Game of the Week whether the Dodgers were in in or not.

Dick Enberg, another broadcasting legend from Southern California, also chose to sign off after nearly six decades.  Most of us know him as the sportscaster who covered the big events like the Super Bowl, Final Fours in men's college basketball, tennis' Grand Slam tournaments and many others.  But Enberg began his career in the Los Angeles area, calling Angels baseball, Rams football and UCLA sports.  He's spent the past few years as the TV voice of the San Diego Padres.

It's nice that both Scully and Enberg left the broadcasting booth on their own terms, instead of having to be dragged off.  They were both the soundtrack of our lives, and it will be hard to replace them.  Now they can just enjoy the game like the rest of us.

Semi-Official World Series Matchup  

Boston Red Sox vs. San Francisco Giants

Monday, September 26, 2016

Arnold Palmer (1929-2016)

YN3 Arnold Palmer, 23, played in the North and...
YN3 Arnold Palmer, 23, played in the North and South Amateur Golf Championship held at Pinehurst Country Club, Pinehurst, N.C., April 20, 1953, while on leave from his yeoman duties in the 9th District Auxiliary office. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Before Arnold Palmer came along, golf was a game played almost exclusively at country clubs by (usually White Anglo Saxon Protestant) men who wanted something to do besides count their money.

Then, beginning in the mid-1950s, Palmer began his career. He looked and played like no one else on the pro golf circuit then, establishing a following so large that they were dubbed "Arnie's Army".  Then TV took notice with its coverage of tournaments, increasing the size of Palmer's "Army" even more.

Between 1958-1964, Palmer was a seven-time winner of golf's majors (four Masters, two Open Championships and one U.S. Open).  He won 62 career PGA Tour events, putting him fifth behind Jack Nicklaus, Tiger Woods and Sam Snead (among others).  As part of golf's Big Three with Nicklaus and Gary Player during the 1960s, Palmer was engaged in many memorable duels on the course.

Once Palmer's professional career began winding down, he became a successful businessman.  He designed courses, lent his name and image to everything from golf clubs to his own clothing line, did TV commercials including the ones starring his old tractor, and even had a nonalcoholic beverage named for him.  He made more money from all of that than he ever did during his pro career.

Arnold Palmer died Sunday at 87.  He left behind not only a legacy as one of the greatest golfers in history and a father figure to his successors on the PGA Tour, but also as an inspiration to the millions of weekend hackers who would never have picked up a club if it weren't for him.

Monday, September 19, 2016

EmmysSoDiverse

Months after the Academy Awards were criticized for a ceremony in which the nominees where all white, the 68th Primetime Emmy Awards were being praised for doing the opposite in honoring TV shows that cast their staffs regardless of race and gender.  Most of the shows that were nominated aired on a diverse group of pay cable and streaming services, meaning that the average cord-cutter had little access to them because of the lack of diversity in their bank accounts.

African-American actors were well represented in winning the dramatic categories.  "The People v. O.J. Simpson", which won for Best Limited Series, featured Sterling K. Brown as Best Supporting Actor and Courtney B. Vance as Best Actor.  Regina King won Best Supporting Actress in a Limited Series for her role in "American Crime".  And the comedy duo of Key & Peele scored an Emmy for best sketch series.

In addition to saluting lesbian actresses Sarah Paulson (Best Actress in a Limited Series for "People v. O.J.") and Kate McKinnon (Supporting Actress in a Comedy for "Saturday Night Live"),  the Television Academy took pains to do the same for transgenders.  But not real transgenders.  Louie Anderson (Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy for "Baskets") and Jeffrey Tambor (Best Actor in a Comedy for "Transparent") won Emmys as old white men playing women, a tradition that on TV dates back to Milton Berle.

New faces also surfaced in the dramatic acting categories:  Rami Malek won Best Actor for "Mr. Robot", and Tatiana Maslany of "Orphan Black" captured Best Actress honors.

Other than that, the usual Emmy suspects collected their trophies.  "Game of Thrones" became the most-honored series in history with 38 awards, including this year's Best Dramatic Series.  "Veep" retained its Best Comedy Series title, while its star Julia Louis-Dreyfus won a Best Actress in a Comedy Series award for a sixth time.

Jimmy Kimmel did a good job as the Emmy host, although some of his bits did give us pause.
  • Mispronouncing Melania Trump's name as Melaria.
  • Giving out PB&J sandwiches made by his mother to the audience, just like Ellen DeGeneres treating her Oscars studio audience to takeout pizza.
  • Poking fun at the lack of diversity in his own category, as one of the nominees for best late night variety show, dominated by white guys.  "Last Week Tonight"  was the winner.
  • Needling Maggie Smith for not bothering to accept her past Emmys in person.  Well, she won again for Supporting Actress in a Drama Series for "Downton Abbey"--and still didn't show up.  Neither did Ben Mendelsohn, who won for Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series for "Bloodline".
  • We could have done without the footage of the "ABC News Special Report" on O.J. Simpson's slow speed car chase in the opening sketch.
There were two separate tributes to comedian Garry Shandling and producer Garry Marshall.  The "In Memoriam" segment wasn't messed around with like it usually is.  But why were Prince and Glenn Frey, musicians who didn't have much to do with TV, included?

The ratings tell us that 11.3 million of you watched the ABC telecast, making this the lowest-rated Emmys in history.  That's to be expected when your competition is an NFL football game and a JonBenet Ramsey special.  It's also to be expected when most of the nominees and shows are not well known to audiences without access to cable or Netflix.  Diversity, however noble, does have its drawbacks.

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Vikings '16: New Stadium, Old Problems

English: Sam Bradford before a game in Denver ...
English: Sam Bradford before a game in Denver on 11-28-2010. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
After successfully convincing a skeptical Minnesota Legislature and its constituents that a new stadium would be an asset to the community (otherwise they'd move to a different community), the Minnesota Vikings will start play this season in a new football palace in downtown Minneapolis that resembles a glorified greenhouse more suited to growing plants and crops.

The team, having won the NFC North division title last season, considered themselves Super Bowl contenders this season.  With coach Mike Zimmer in his fourth season, the offense would be led by quarterback Teddy Bridgewater and running back Adrian Peterson--though their offensive line is rather iffy, and the defense is one of the best in the NFL.  What could go wrong?

Well, something did go wrong.  Bridgewater wrecked his knee during a practice and is out for the season--and maybe beyond.  Concerned that their number one starter might not be the same player he once was if he ever plays again, and that veteran backup Shaun Hill isn't the answer, the Vikings traded their top draft pick in 2017 to Philadelphia for Sam Bradford, a quarterback the Eagles and their fans have soured on.  We'll have this season to figure out why they were more than happy to get rid of him.

Literally overnight, after Bridgewater went down, the Vikings went from Super Bowl contenders to also-rans in the eyes of oddsmakers and football experts.  They have just handed the division championship to the Green Bay Packers, provided that quarterback Aaron Rodgers stays healthy.  With Bradford on board, though, a wild card spot isn't out of the question.

But hey, at least you can use this season to get acquainted with the new stadium as the Vikings struggle to make the playoffs.  The stadium you helped pay for, that is.

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Meanwhile, back in the NFL . . .
  • Commissioner Roger Goodell is in his tenth season.  Where has the time gone?  Why, it seems like only yesterday . . . 
  • The Rams have returned to Los Angeles after a two-decade sojourn in St. Louis.  Will the San Diego Chargers or Oakland Raiders (if they don't gamble on Las Vegas) join them there?
  • As of September 6, Colin Kaepernick is still a member of the San Francisco 49ers.  He'll inspire a lot more folks to kneel down instead of stand for the National Anthem, but he also won't be playing a lot.
  • Peyton Manning retired as an NFL quarterback after leading the Denver Broncos to the Super Bowl championship.  He'll continue to be a presence this season through TV commercials and taking in brother Eli's New York Giants games.  How can we miss Peyton if he won't go away?
  • Johnny Manziel, having partied his way out of the NFL, is reportedly going to classes at Texas A&M University.  If this is part of the path to a new and more mature Manziel, then we're all for it.
  • NBC joins CBS and the NFL Network as the league's Thursday night TV partners this season.  Now, what does NBC do with Mike Tirico, who left ESPN to be Al Michaels' or Bob Costas' heir apparent?  Tirico was scheduled to work the Thursday night games until the NFL decreed that Michaels must call those games along with "Sunday Night Football".  Something to do with using the same network crews in prime time for familiarity's sake.  Meanwhile, Sean McDonough becomes Tirico's replacement on ESPN's "Monday Night Football".
  • Behold, our predictions for division winners and wild cards.  You're welcome.

NFC NORTH:  Green Bay Packers
NFC SOUTH:  Carolina Panthers
NFC EAST:  Washington FC
NFC WEST:  Arizona Cardinals
WILD CARDS:  Seattle Seahawks and Minnesota Vikings

AFC NORTH:  Cincinnati Bengals
AFC SOUTH:  Indianapolis Colts
AFC EAST:  New England Patriots
AFC WEST:  Kansas City Chiefs
WILD CARDS:  Baltimore Ravens and Houston Texans

Monday, August 22, 2016

Rio 2016, Week Two: (Don't) Blame It On Rio

English: Ryan Lochte during 2008 Olympic Trial...
English: Ryan Lochte during 2008 Olympic Trials (Omaha, Nebraska). (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
To the surprise of almost everyone, the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro did not come crashing down in a heap.  No terrorist attacks.  No Zika-infested mosquitoes bit anyone (unless you live in Miami or Puerto Rico).  Only one athlete that we know of got sick from the polluted waterways of Brazil, unless you counted the number of people grossed out by the lime gelatin color of the Olympic diving pool.

The United States dominated these Games with 121 medals (46 of them gold), the most ever won at an Olympics held outside America's borders.  They took control of the swimming pool, the track, gymnastics and the basketball court.  The soccer pitch and the volleyball court?  Not so much.  New stars such as Simone Biles and Katie Ledecky joined veterans Michael Phelps, Ashton Eaton and Allyson Felix in  putting gold medals around their necks.

But all is not star-spangled jingoism.  Usian Bolt and Elaine Thompson of Jamaica were the king and queen of sprinters, dashing off to impressive victories in their 100 and 200-meter races.  Host country Brazil won gold in men's soccer and men's volleyball.  Germany won in women's soccer over Sweden, which was the team American goaltender Hope Solo called "cowards".

Speaking of Solo, for whom Brazilians couldn't wait to see leave their country because of comments she made about Zika, we need to talk about Ryan Lochte.

Lochte won a gold medal in Rio as part of the American swimming relay team, but has never escaped the long shadow of Michael Phelps in his Olympic career.  That is, until he told the world (including his mother) that he and three of his teammates were robbed at gunpoint by fake Brazilian cops.  Rio police, sensitive to corruption charges and reports of alleged attacks against tourists and athletes, responded with video of Lochte and his teammates trashing a gas station.  Lochte hightailed it back to the U.S. of A before the Brazilians could seize his passport, while the others were detained for questioning.  He then tearfully "apologized" on social media and to NBC's Matt Lauer.  All four of his sponsors have dropped him.

Not only did Lochte and his buddies' alleged antics steal media space from his fellow Olympians, the elections, flooding in Louisiana, fires in California, and the picture of the boy in Syria who's seen too much war, but he's also embodied another American stereotype:  The overgrown, overpriveledged "dude" (he's 32) who raises hell in a foreign country just because he thinks he can.

Now that these Olympics are history, we can once again put aside the athletes' triumphs and tragedies as well as the host country's political and social ills for another four years.  Until we meet again in Tokyo in 2020.  No shortage of storylines there.

UPDATE (9/1/16):  All that negative publicity must have done wonders for Lochte.   He'll now be competing for the coveted mirror ball trophy on ABC's "Dancing With The Stars" this fall, competing with such luminaries as Texas Governor Rick Perry, fellow Olympian Laurie Hernandez and Maureen McCormick of TV's "The Brady Bunch".

Saturday, August 13, 2016

Rio 2016, Week One: Gold Medals and Bronze Behavior

Rio de Janeiro 2016 Summer Olympics bid logo.
Rio de Janeiro 2016 Summer Olympics bid logo. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
In the first week of the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro that just concluded, for all the environmental and political horrors that have been inflicted on the Brazilian city, we have yet to hear of an athlete that's been bitten by a Zika-infected mosquito.  But, according to a CBS News report, one Danish athlete had to be sent home for getting violently ill on the polluted waters of Rio.

Otherwise, how are things?
  • The United States currently leads the medal count (54 total, according to ESPN), with most of them coming from swimming and women's--or is it little girls?--gymnastics.  Michael Phelps has been adding to his collection of every medal he's ever won since the 2004 Games in Athens, while Katie Ledecky is emerging as the new force in the pool.  Simone Biles and Aly Rosman led the Americans on the mat and balance beam with golds in individual and team gymnastics.
  • Ibtihaj Muhammad, the first Muslim-American woman to compete while wearing a hijab, won a bronze medal in fencing.  And Simone Manuel tied with Canadian swimmer Penny Oleksick for the gold in the women's 100-meter freestyle, an event neither of them were expected to win.  But the fact that Manuel is the first African-American to win a gold medal in swimming, along with Muhammad's accomplishment, will certainly have a more cultural impact long after  these Olympics are over.
  • Russian swimmer Yulia Efimova was defeated in the women's 100-meter breaststroke for the gold by American Lilly King.  Since the Russian track and weightlifting teams were banned from Rio for doping violations, Efimova and her fellow athletes are being viewed with suspicion, that they shouldn't be here because they might be 'juiced' too.  But the International Olympic Committee, afraid of upsetting Russian President Vladimir Putin, chose to let other athletic organizations do their dirty work.  So here we are.
  • The U.S. women's soccer team is going home without any kind of Olympic medal for the first time in 20 years, having lost its quarterfinal match to Sweden on penalty kicks.  Goaltender Hope Solo, who's usually a lightning rod to begin with and an excellent example of American sportsmanship (that's called sarcasm, Mr. Trump), referred to the Swedish team as "a bunch of cowards" for the way they played the game.  Well, at least we (and she) won't have to hear "Boooooooooooooo ZIKA!" any more.
  • When ABC televised the Olympics as far back as the 1980s, the telecasts were extended versions of "Wide World of Sports".   Since NBC took over the Games, their model has been the "Today Show", emphasizing the personal /family dramas of athletes over covering the competition.  And they have done very well with it, because this is the way NBC and its parent company Comcast does business.  So no matter how much we complain about too many commercials, sexist comments about female athletes, and an Opening Ceremony that was longer than the Academy Awards telecast, NBC doesn't care as long as people watch and the money keeps rolling in.  Jim McKay and Roone Arledge must be spinning in their graves.

Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Rio 2016: All This and Zika, Too

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English: A female mosquito of the Culicidae family (Culiseta longiareolata). Size: about 10mm length Location: Lisbon region, Portugal Türkçe: Culiseta longiareolata türü dişi bir sivrisinek. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
When you think of Brazil, you usually think of the Amazon jungle, rain forests, iconic religious statues, Carnivale, and sandy beaches populated by sunbathers wearing little to nothing at all.

When Rio de Janeiro hosts the Olympic summer games, this is what you're getting instead:  Political corruption.  Labor unrest.  Security threats.  Waterways filled with raw sewage.  Unfinished stadiums and accommodations for athletes.  And with Brazil being south of the equator, it's winter down there.

Then there's the Zika virus, which has been spreading north from South America by way of infected mosquitoes.  It can cause illness, especially for men and women in their childbearing years who run the risk of giving birth to a baby with a smaller-than-normal head.  It has also affected the travel plans of spectators and athletes alike.

There had been calls from health-related organizations to get the International Olympic Committee to either cancel, postpone or move the Games because of Zika.  But the only reason the Olympics have ever been canceled is because of two world wars, so disease seems to be low on the IOC's list of concerns.

Because of Zika and other reasons, some athletes have decided not to make the trip to Rio.  Most of them are male professional athletes using the disease as an excuse to recover from the long season, and for the belief that winning a gold medal is less important than winning Wimbledon or The Masters.  Golf (which is returning to the Olympics after a century's absence), tennis and basketball have been the hardest-hit sports.  But the respective women's teams are already in Rio and will be filled with quality athletes.  Apparently, they're willing to risk getting bit by a mosquito in exchange for the worldwide media exposure only the Olympics can bring.

There are others who won't be competing because they were caught using performance enhancing drugs, making the sports they participate in not worth the materials used to make the medals they won.  There was talk of banning the entire Russian Olympic team on suspicions of state-sponsored doping.  But the IOC lost a stare down contest with Russian President Vladimir Putin, which resulted in their recommending that punishment should be subcontracted to various sports organizations.  So far, only the track and field and weightlifting teams have been told to stay home.

So it begins, two and a half weeks of poop and pageantry spoon fed to Americans by NBC and its affiliated cable stations for nearly seven-thousand (plausibly) live hours of coverage.  Rio might not be ready, but everyone else seems to be.  Pass the mosquito repellent, please.

Saturday, July 23, 2016

Dennis Green (1949-2016): The Sheriff of the Metrodome

At the same time a ribbon-cutting ceremony was held to officially open the new football stadium that's about to represent the present and future of the Minnesota Vikings, word came that a vestige of Vikings Past is no more.  Dennis Green, who coached the team for ten seasons, had died at 67.

When Green became head coach of the Vikings in 1992, he announced that there was a new sheriff in town.  Now the Twin Cities wasn't Dodge City, but his main goal was to restore order to a team that had lost his way.

From 1992-2001, Green won more games (97) than any other Vikings coach besides Bud Grant, won four divisional titles, made eight playoff appearances, and brought them to within one game of the Super Bowl twice.

In the two NFC Championship games Green coached, disaster struck.   In 1999, with a 15-1 team filled with stars, he chose to take a knee with seconds left in a tie game with the Atlanta Falcons.  In overtime, the Falcons kicked a field goal that took them to the Super Bowl.   In 2001, the Vikings were shut out by the New York Giants 41-0.

Clashes with management and some local media members, along with allegations of players quitting on him, led the Vikings to fire Green with one game remaining in the 2001 season.  Assistant Mike Tice coached that last game in Baltimore, then went on to become the team's new head coach.

Green moved on to the Arizona Cardinals, where for three seasons (2004-06) he compiled a 16-32 record.  His most notable moment with the Cards was following a Monday night game in 2006, in which his team blew a 20-point lead and lost to the Chicago Bears.  During a postgame rant, Green shouted, "But they are who we thought they were!  And we let them off the hook!".  Shortly thereafter, his NFL coaching career was finished.

Green was also a trail blazer in becoming one of the first African-American head coaches in the NFL.  Before that, he held the same distinction in the Division I college ranks, having had successful stints at Northwestern and Stanford.  Three of his assistants--Brian Billick, Tony Dungy and Mike Tice--have gone on to coach other NFL teams.  

Dennis Green was a passionate coach who found ways to motivate his players and get the results he wanted, winning everywhere he's been.  Yes, he was a part of the legacy of Vikings Past.  But what he brought to the field should be an inspiration for Vikings Future.

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Another Dead End For "The Twins Way"

English: Target Field
English: Target Field (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
For the second time since Target Field opened in 2010, a Minnesota Twins team that came off a good season with great expectations goes through a shocking free fall the following season.  Both times they were out of playoff contention by Mother's Day.

The Twins and Atlanta Braves, who played in the 1991 World Series, have two of the worst records in Major League Baseball 25 years later.  The Twins' pitching staff has been decimated by injuries and incompetence.  Offense is literally hit-or-miss.  And the defense has been marked by indecision over which player goes where, and how well he plays his position.

Terry Ryan, who in his first stint as Twins general manager oversaw the talent he collected for the run of division championships in the 2000's, returned to his job after his handpicked successor Bill Smith was fired following the Great Collapse of 2011.  Now, during the Second Great Collapse of 2016, Ryan has been let go by Twins management because the way he did business was no longer working.  Big money contracts for free agents and acquiring players based on their analytics--neither of which the Twins are equipped for--are the new normal in baseball.

Rob Antony takes over as the interim GM.  Despite all the talk about how the Pohlad family (which owns the team) is going to look outside the organization for a replacement, don't be surprised if the job goes to Antony.  Because the Pohlads believe in The Twins Way, which is hiring from within and occasionally shuffling the management deck without actually firing anyone.  Why do you think Ryan, Antony and former manager Ron Gardenhire have stuck around the organization for so long in various capacities?

Besides, any potential GM would have to abide by the Pohlads' one condition should they accept the job:  Paul Molitor stays as manager through the end of his contract in 2017.  Then they'll decide whether or not to renew it.

Molitor isn't the problem.  The players Ryan saddled him with are.  No veteran team leader since Torii Hunter retired.  The constant shuffling of players from the Rochester, NY minor league team.  The development of talented young players who are supposed to be the future of the club, such as Byron Buxton, have yet to pan out.  The signing of a South Korean slugger named Byung Ho Park got lost in translation.  And they've been drafting for hitters, not the pitchers they so desperately need.

The Twins are well on their way to another 90-plus loss season for the fifth time in six years.  Target Field is rapidly becoming a monument to bad baseball.  No matter who the general manager or any other front office employee turns out to be, The Twins Way needs to go in a different direction, or what remaining fans they have will start to go their own way.

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Tempest On a T-Shirt

The Minnesota Lynx are sitting in second place behind the Los Angeles Sparks in the WNBA's pecking order going into the Olympic break, having started the season by beating their own record for the fastest start in the league's history.

But nobody cares about that right now.  Following a week in which two African-American men from Louisiana and Minnesota and five Dallas police officers were murdered, the Lynx players made news of their own by sporting black T-shirts during warmups before a recent game at Target Center in Minneapolis.   It bore the names of the shooting victims and the organization Black Lives Matter, which has been responsible for most of the protests in reaction to the police-caused violence in African-American communities across the country.  As it happened, that night's opponents were the Dallas Wings.

Four Minneapolis police officers took exception to those T-shirts, leaving their jobs as off-duty security detail for Lynx games.  Bob Kroll, who is president of the local police union, applauded the officers' move.  Minneapolis mayor Betsy Hodges and police chief Janee Harteau did not, and both strongly rebuked Kroll.

The Lynx players deserve credit for bringing attention to an off-the-court issue.  Yes, we know they're professional basketball players, for some of us who wish they would shut up and play.  But they're also women who have had obstacles placed in front of them because of their sex, their race, their sexuality, or all of the above.  They, like the rest of us, have had it up to here with the hate and violence.

The police officers who walked out are another story.  They have tough jobs, no question about it.  But they are also being selfish for reneging on the more than seven thousand fans who came out to the game that night, all because the message on those T-shirts was offensive to them.  Anyone still wondering why the police don't have as much credibility as they used to?

The recent death of Muhammad Ali is a reminder that sports and activism need not be mutually exclusive.  At the height of his boxing career, Ali fought against induction into the military during a divisive war and won.  Today's athletes, with a few exceptions, can't afford to stick their necks out on the issues of the day.  Not unless they want to lose millions of dollars in endorsement deals, player salaries, fines from the league and goodwill from fans and the media.  When you play sports, your First Amendment rights are left at the door.

The leagues these players are employed in have already made their views known.  They couldn't bend over backwards far enough for Our Men and Women in Blue and Khaki.  Photo ops with the players, free admission for military personnel, flyovers, "surprise" homecomings, special game uniforms for military-themed holidays, the seventh-inning singing of "God Bless America", etc.  It's as if George W. Bush (who once owned baseball's Texas Rangers) was still President.

The Minnesota Lynx did not wear those T-shirts before their next game at San Antonio (too close to Dallas).  They might not ever wear them again.  But the point has been made, even if the team loses a few fans in the process.  Change does indeed begin with us.

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Pat Summitt (1952-2016): Trailblazer

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English: Secretary of the Army Pete Geren takes a photo with head coach of the NCAA championship team, the Tennessee Lady Volunteers, Pat Summitt (far right) and members of the team in his office at the Pentagon, June 24. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Pat Summitt didn't invent women's basketball when she first became coach at the University of Tennessee in 1974.  The passing of Title IX by Congress two years earlier, which mandated that women athletes be afforded the same opportunities as men, brought new life to an idea that was either put on the back burner or banned outright.

In Summitt's 38 years as Volunteers coach, her teams have won 1098 games and lost 208, appeared in 18 Women's Final Fours and won eight national championships.  She has coached future Olympic and WNBA stars including Candace Parker, Chamique Holdsclaw, Tamika Catchings and Kara Lawson.  And every one of her players graduated from school.

Summitt was the kind of coach players feared and respected, yet wanted to play for, and to whom every parent could trust their daughters to.  Because she won and won often.

She had a longstanding rivalry with Geno Auriemma of the University of Connecticut, who eventually passed her in coach the Huskies to eleven national titles, more than anyone else in college basketball history.  They were the two superpowers in the women's game, and then there was everybody else.

Not for nothing does Summitt's name appear on streets and basketball courts all over Tennessee.

Before Summitt's last season coaching the Vols in 2011, it was announced that she was diagnosed with early onset Alzheimers disease.  On Tuesday at age 64, she had died from its complications.

Pat Summitt was more than a coach who helped spread the gospel of women's basketball.  She was a trailblazer for the idea that a woman's place should also be on the field, on the ice, and on the basketball court.  Sports and society in general owe her much ingratitude.

Friday, June 24, 2016

Another Hockey Gamble in the Desert

English: Vector image of the Las Vegas sign. P...
English: Vector image of the Las Vegas sign. Português: Imagems vectorial da placa de Las Vegas. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
For many years, the city of Las Vegas meant gamblers, entertainers and reputed mob figures brought together in a neon oasis, operating 24/7 in the Nevada desert.  But as the Rat Pack and Wayne Newton have given way to Celine Dion and Britney Spears, alleged mobsters replaced by entertainment conglomerates and high rollers are joined by tourists, Las Vegas is getting more mainstream every day.

So it shouldn't have come as a surprise that the National Hockey League has awarded an expansion franchise to Las Vegas, to begin play in the 2017-18 season.  The ownership group, led by businessman Bill Foley, came up with the half-billion in cash that the league wanted.  Which is way more than what the Minnesota Wild and Columbus Blue Jackets fetched back in 2000, the last time the NHL expanded.

The NFL may be next, with the Oakland Raiders either in negotiations with the city, or simply using them to get a better deal out of Alameda County or sharing space with the Los Angeles Rams.  Major League Baseball and the NBA are also considering Las Vegas for relocation or expansion.

You might think that the major sports leagues have been avoiding Vegas until now because of its unsavory reputation as a city where games are wagered on, and because teams and players are routinely punished for betting on their sports (see:  Pete Rose).  But we've become so used to point spreads, fantasy leagues and casinos in nearly every state that it's almost hypocritical for professional sports to suddenly decide that it's now OK to operate in America's gambling mecca.

The NHL has been adding teams since 1967, either through expansion or merger.  In recent years, the league has gone to places where you don't see much ice, if at all.  The most notable failure thus far is the Arizona Coyotes, who keep threatening to leave because of bad attendance and the lousy arena deal they have.  And the NHL wants to put another team in the desert?  Where next?  Dubai?

las vegas does not have a large population or TV market, so it will be interesting to see if the new NHL team gets any kind of fan support beyond the high rollers who already secured their season tickets.  If it does, then other leagues will want to set up shop here.  If not, the franchise won't be the first (or last) to leave Las Vegas wearing only a barrel.

Monday, June 20, 2016

Cleveland Is Championship Land

Cleveland Cavaliers logo
Cleveland Cavaliers logo (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Cleveland, Ohio.  The "mistake by the lake".  Punch line for generations of comedians (Bob Hope grew up here).  The place where radio DJ Alan Freed coined the phrase "rock and roll", and where its Hall of Fame now stands.  Home of this year's Republican National Convention.  Now the city has become known for something else . . .the home of the new NBA champions.

The Cleveland Cavaliers beat the Golden State Warriors 93-89 at Oakland Sunday to win Game 7 of the NBA Finals, and the championship series four games to three.  LeBron James, who returned to Cleveland after winning two titles in Miami, accomplished his mission of bringing one back to his hometown.  He scored 27 points in the final game, and was the recipient of the playoff MVP award.

The Cavs, who had marched through the Eastern Conference playoffs with little or no resistance (Detroit Pistons, Atlanta Hawks and Toronto Raptors), became the first team in NBA history to win the title after trailing three games to one.  The Warriors, who had won a regular season record 73 games, fought tooth-and-nail during the Western Conference playoffs (Houston Rockets, San Antonio Spurs and Oklahoma City Thunder) just to defend their league championship.

Except for the final game, this was not the most exciting series to watch with blowouts being the rule than the exception.  But then the NBA decided to suspend the Warriors' Draymond Green for Game 5 on account of one too many flagrant fouls.  Some would say this was a turning point in the series, others decried the league for the timing of the suspension.  What it really accomplished was that Cleveland won the next three games.  And thirty million viewers watched Game 7 on ABC.

The city of Cleveland had not won a major men's pro sports championship in 52 years.  The original Browns (now the Baltimore Ravens) won the NFL championship over the Baltimore Colts (now based in Indianapolis) on the pre-Super Bowl afternoon of December 27, 1964.  Cleveland's baseball team last won the World Series in 1948.  The Cavaliers joined the NBA in 1970.  Their teams' defeats in the big game had names attached:  "The Drive", "The Fumble", "The Shot" and so on.

After over five decades of ineptitude and heartbreak, the fans of Cleveland have suffered enough.  Thanks to the prodigal son who came home, it's time to go celebrate that elusive championship.




Monday, June 13, 2016

Penguins Chill Out Sharks to Win Stanley Cup

Sidney Crosby
Sidney Crosby (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
In the first 25 years of the San Jose Sharks' existence in the National Hockey League, the Pittsburgh Penguins have won three Stanley Cups (1991, 1992, 2009).  Sunday night, the Pens won their fourth Cup on the Sharks' home ice, also known as the Shark Tank (minus Kevin O'Leary, Lori Grenier and Mark Cuban).

Pittsburgh won Game 6 with a 3-1 victory over the Sharks to take the series four games to two on goals by Brian Dumolin, Kris Letang and Patric Hornqvist.  Logan Couture scored the only goal for San Jose.

Sidney Crosby, who has won just about every major championship in his career including a Stanley Cup and an Olympic gold medal, didn't score a goal in the Finals.  But he did make enough of an impact to win the Conn Smythe Trophy as playoff MVP.  For Phil Kessel, who was hounded out of the pressure cooker that is the Toronto Maple Leafs, winning the Cup was vindication for him.  He joins his sister Amanda, who won an NCAA women's ice hockey championship with the University of Minnesota this past season.

Having survived a lousy start to the regular season, injuries to key players and a midseason coaching change (Mike Sullivan for Mike Johnston), the Penguins made it through the Eastern Conference playoffs with series wins over the New York Rangers, Washington Capitals and Tampa Bay Lightning.  Oh, and having a hot goaltender like Matt Murray didn't hurt, either.

The Sharks made it to their first Cup Final in franchise history after years of not meeting their playoff expectations.  Under the leadership of Joe Thornton, Logan Couture and goaltender Martin Jones, they got past the Los Angeles Kings, Nashville Predators and St. Louis Blues to represent the Western Conference in the finals.

The Penguins may have deserved their Stanley Cup victory, but the Sharks have shown that they were more than happy just to make the final round with the way they played.  We don't think it'll be another 25 years before they have a chance to hoist the Cup themselves.

Friday, June 10, 2016

Gordie Howe (1928-2016): Mr. Hockey

Gordie Howe, owner of the Vancouver Giants, at...
Gordie Howe, owner of the Vancouver Giants, at Gordie Howe Night at the Pacific Coliseum in March 2008. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Before there was Bobby Orr, Phil Esposito, Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux, Sidney Crosby and Patrick Kane--heck, nearly every NHL star of the past half century--there was Gordie Howe.  The  hockey icon from Floral, Saskatchewan died Friday at age 88.

Howe's career spanned three and a half decades (1946-1980), three teams and two leagues.  He won four Stanley Cups in the 1950s with the NHL Detroit Red Wings, and two World Hockey Association titles in the mid-1970s with the Houston Aeros.  During his NHL career, Howe scored 801 goals and 1850 points, records that stood until Gretzky came along and obliterated them.

Howe was also known as a rough-and-tumble right winger who fit the stereotype of the typical hockey player, sometimes spending more time in the penalty box than on the ice.  He's been stitched up hundreds of times, lost teeth and even had a serious head injury during a game.  Despite all that, Howe played 1767 games during his NHL career, much of it with the Red Wings.

Howe also managed the feat of sticking around until the age of 52, playing with his sons Mark and Marty on the Aeros and Hartford Whalers (today's Carolina Hurricanes).

Since Howe finally quit playing hockey, those who have either watched him play in person or on TV have idolized and credited him with popularizing the sport across North America.  One example is  Gretzky, who began his NHL career at the same time Howe was ending his.  Not only did "The Great One" break most of Howe's records, but he also played using the number 99 as a tribute to the man who wore number 9 on his uniform.

Gordie Howe was a prolific scorer who sacrificed his body to lead his teams to championships, yet lasted long enough to live out every father's dream of having his sons play alongside of him.  They didn't call him Mr. Hockey for nothing.

Friday, May 13, 2016

Pot Shots '16, Volume 2

English: USA Training session for players on t...
English: USA Training session for players on the USA National team and USA Select team, beginning training in preparation for the FIBA World Championship. Training took place 14-18 April, culminating in a red-white scrimmage on 18 April at the Veterans Memorial Coliseum in the XL Center, Hartford Connecticut (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The new athletic director at the University of Minnesota is Mark Coyle, who held the same position for a few months at Syracuse University (and the folks there are pretty hot about it, from what we hear).  He replaces interim AD Beth Goetz, who replaced disgraced AD Norwood Teague.  In a job that will earn him more money than either Governor Mark Dayton or University president Eric Kaler, Coyle will be asked to (A) extricate the department from the excesses of the Teague administration, (B) reassess the contributions of men's basketball coach Richard Pitino (more on him in a moment), men's hockey coach Don Lucia and football coach Tracy Claeys, and (C) refute the notion that the Gophers are a third-rate athletic power that couldn't get out of its own way (though the women's hockey team did win another national title).  Other than that, good luck to Mr. Coyle.  You'll need it.

Richard Pitino helms what is currently one of the worst men's college basketball programs in America, made even worse by the absence of several of his players due to injuries, suspensions and brushes with the law.  Now we learn that Pitino has been exceeding his budget for using the university's private jets.  The 'U' would love to get rid of Pitino right now, except he's got a $7 million buyout clause and the freshman class he's got coming up for next season might improve the Gophers' fortunes a little bit--provided they walk the straight and narrow.  Meanwhile, down at the University of Louisville, his father Rick Pitino is having problems of his own with the men's basketball team he coaches, which allegedly involves prostitutes and strippers.  Like father, like son?

Having won three of the last five WNBA championships, what does the Minnesota Lynx do for an encore?  All the stars are back:  Maya Moore, Seimone Augustus, Lindsay Whalen, Sylvia Fowles, and the return of Janel McCarville after a year off.  But another title depends on how healthy the Lynx are after the long Olympic break (Moore, Augustus, Whelan and Fowles are all Rio-bound), competition from such teams as the Phoenix Mercury (with Brittney Griner and the return of Diana Taurasi) and Los Angeles Sparks (Candace Parker), and from fresh-out-of-college stars like Breanna Stewart (Seattle Storm) and Rachel Banham (Connecticut Sun).  With all that, it is going to be very difficult for the Lynx to repeat as champions.  Even though it is an odd-numbered year, they should still have one more run in them.

With an 8-26 record through May 13, the Minnesota Twins have started their season as one of the worst teams in Major League Baseball.  Nobody has a good explanation for what happened to a team that some thought might contend for a playoff spot.  Instead, the Twins have been all but eliminated by Kentucky Derby Day.  At this point, even Nyquist, the horse that won the Derby, has a brighter future than the Twins.

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Wild and Wolves: Coaching Experience Wanted

English: Bruce Boudreau during warmups of Game...
English: Bruce Boudreau during warmups of Game 2 of the Washington Capitals vs Pittsburgh Penguins 2009 Stanley Cup Conference Semifinals. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Head coach Tom Thibodeau of the Chicago Bulls ...
Head coach Tom Thibodeau of the Chicago Bulls looks on from the sideline against the Washington Wizards at the Verizon Center in Washington on February 28, 2011 in Washington, DC. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Two of Minnesota's pro sports franchises, the NHL Wild and NBA Timberwolves, have come to the conclusion that experience is the best teacher, deciding to hire men who have already had success coaching in the NHL and NBA to see if they could fix whatever ails those teams.

The Wild hired Bruce Boudreau, who until recently led the Anaheim Ducks and Washington Capitals to consecutive division titles and Stanley Cup playoff appearances.  But his teams have had a tendency to lose the seventh game of a playoff round, which is why the Ducks ended up letting him go.

Boudreau replaces John Torchetti, the interim coach who was part of a long line of assistants and minor league coaches the Wild promoted to the top job with mixed success.  The last coach the Wild had with previous NHL experience was their first one, Jacques Lemaire.  He had won Stanley Cups as a player with the Montreal Canadiens, and as a coach with the New Jersey Devils.  The defensive style he imposed on the team served the Wild well in their beginning years, including a 2003 playoff run that ended when they lost the Western Conference title to the Ducks.

Boudreau will be asked to lead a team that, for all the big-money players on their roster signed to long-term contracts, have been underachievers who barely made the playoffs this past season.  The fact that the Wild lasted six games before losing to the Dallas Stars in the first round of the Western Conference playoffs, when everyone thought they'd be gone in four or five games, should be considered an accomplishment.

The Timberwolves have had coaches with previous NBA experience before (Bill Musselman, Rick Adelman and Sam Mitchell come to mind), but they were all pretty much asked to keep a team with inferior talent afloat.

The situation is much different now with the arrival of Tom Thibodeau as the new Wolves coach and chief of basketball operations.  Thibodeau, who replaces Mitchell, previously led the Chicago Bulls to consecutive NBA playoff appearances before being let go in a dispute with management.

Here Thibodeau gets to coach a team that basketball experts think is on the rise with young talent like Anthony Wiggins and Karl-Anthony Towns, yet hasn't made the playoffs in more than a decade.  All he has to do is to not run his players into the ground, which is something he was accused of doing when he was with the Bulls.

Do the Wild and Wolves really think experienced hands like Bruce Boudreau and Tom Thibodeau will help take them to where they want to go?  They'd better hope so.  They've tried everything else.  And unlike real teachers, pro coaches don't have tenure.

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Wild 2015-16: Stumbling Out

Alternate logo since 2003.
Alternate logo since 2003. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The Minnesota Wild ended their NHL season with a first round Stanley Cup playoff loss in six games to the Dallas Stars, the team that left Minnesota nearly a quarter century ago.  Considering the type of regular season the Wild had, it's a wonder the team made it to the playoffs at all, let alone for the fourth consecutive season.  And why even a major overhaul might not be the answer for seasons to come.

The Wild ended the regular season with 87 points, the fewest to qualify for the playoffs since the shootout era began.  They had two epic winless streaks, which resulted not only in getting coach Mike Yeo replaced with John Torchetti on an interim basis, but in nearly missing out on the last wild card playoff spot.  Along with the poor-to-indifferent play, there were key injuries such as the one to Zach Parise, whose back issues caused him to miss the remainder of the season and may require surgery.

It is now painfully obvious that the Wild spent too much money signing too many long-term contracts with free agents who, it turns out, are past their prime.  The Iowa Wild, their minor league affiliate playing out of Des Moines, have been the worst team in the American Hockey League the past couple of seasons.  Minnesota's draft prospects aren't that great either, having traded most of those picks to get the veterans you see on the ice today.

General manager Chuck Fletcher is expected to stick around, and so might coach Torchetti--if for no other reason than the Wild couldn't find anyone better.  We hear there's not exactly a bumper crop of experienced former NHL coaches this year.

A Stanley Cup title is not in the Minnesota Wild's future as long as their underachieving players continue to coast during the regular season, doing just enough to earn that final playoff spot, then hitting the golf courses once they've been eliminated in the first or second round.  Management needs to be reminded that money spent on pricey free agents doesn't change everything.  It only masks the problems that already exist on the ice, no matter how many sellouts you have at Xcel Energy Center.

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Our projected Stanley Cup Final matchup:  Pittsburgh Penguins vs. Dallas Stars.

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