Wednesday, December 23, 2015

2015: Cleaning Out the Closet

English: Serena Williams at 2009 Australian Op...
English: Serena Williams at 2009 Australian Open, Melbourne, Australia. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Instead of rehashing our take on the stories of the past year (Deflategate, the U.S. women's soccer team, daily fantasy websites, and the local pro spots teams), we thought we'd end 2015 with some unnecessary comments on the other happenings in sports this year.  Happy holidays, everyone.

American Pharoah, with his sweep of the Kentucky Derby, Preakness Stakes and Belmont Stakes (something that hasn't happened since the 1970s), has become horse racing's savior.  The sport will never again be as popular as it was nearly a century ago.  But at least there will be a little less whining about the lack of a Triple Crown winner.

Serena Williams also tried for a sweep this year, winning three of the four major women's singles titles at Wimbledon and the French and Australian Opens--but not the U.S. Open.  She is also Sports Illustrated's Sportsperson of the Year.  Serena and her sister Venus have dominated women's tennis for so long that, once their playing careers are over, it's hard to think that the sport will be relevant for a long time.

Tiger Woods hasn't won many tournaments since his marriage ended and his knee blew out. Even after Rory McIlroy, Jordan Speith and others have long since surpassed him, Woods is still the face of golf.  He might still win another championship or two, but Jack Nicklaus' record of racking up the most majors still seems safe.

Boxing and ultimate fighting are two of the biggest draws on pay-per-view video.  But like anything else, you get what you pay for.
  • Ronda Rousey became a celebrity when she won and defended her UFC titles, mainly by knocking out her opponents in 30 seconds or less.  Then she lost to Holly Holm, one of the few opponents Rousey has had who has taken her past the first round.  Well, Rousey's still a celebrity, but she's not invincible any more.  Until her next match.
  • The Floyd Mayweather-Manny Pacquiao bout was one of the most-anticipated boxing matches of 2015.  Then came the fight, but it soon became clear that this match (which Mayweather won) would have been sooo much better a few years earlier.  People who paid exorbitant rates to watch this on PPV screamed for their money back, but got nowhere.  Mayweather fought once more and won, then retired undefeated.  No wonder they call him "Money".  He just banks a lot of it.
Minnesota United FC will be moving up the pro soccer food chain to Major League Soccer in the next couple of years.  But not before a bidding war that has temporarily resulted in St. Paul being chosen over Minneapolis for a new soccer park.  All that remains is getting everything in order, which is never easy in the ongoing rivalry between the two cities.

In the age of people no longer willing to pay extra for cable channels they don't watch, while finding other ways to get their TV, ESPN is the biggest loser.  To date, the Disney-owned network has reportedly lost between seven to 10 million subscribers.  They charge more because they pay through the nose for rights to the NFL, NBA, Major League Baseball and various college conferences well into the next decade.  In response, ESPN has let go of several well-known commentators including Keith Olbermann, Jason Whitlock, Colin Cowherd and Bill Simmons (though it must be said the reasons why don't always have to do with finances).  They also pulled the plug on the Grantland website, which was started by Simmons.  People have begged ESPN to go the route of HBO and other networks in offering their content online at a cheaper rate, but they haven't done that.  Instead, to the chagrin of most cord-cutters, sports remains the one thing that's keeping cable and satellite in business.  And they're not letting go unless they're forced to.

WHO DIED THIS YEAR:  Ken Stabler, Garo Yepremian, Minnie Minoso, Calvin Peete, Charlie Sifford, Dean Smith, Phil "Flip" Saunders, Dickie Moore, Frank Gifford, Dolph Schayes, Glen Sonmor, Yogi Berra, Dean Chance, Lindy Infante, Milo Hamilton, Al Arbour, Rubin "Hurricane" Carter, Guy Lewis, Ernie Banks, Jerry Tarkanian, Darryl Dawkins and Moses Malone.

Monday, December 7, 2015

The 2015 Owljock Bowl Board

Guy Lombardo (1902–1977)
Guy Lombardo (1902–1977) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Welcome to this year's edition of ye olde Bowl Board.  A couple of things before we begin:
  • Clemson, Alabama, Oklahoma and Michigan State are this year's participants in the College Football Playoff.  The semifinals, held last year at the Rose and Sugar bowls on New Year's Day, will this year be at the Orange and Cotton bowls on New Year's Eve.  Why?  Because of tradition and existing TV contracts, the CFP is being rotated between those games on a yearly basis.  Which means we have a situation where, as the confusing Jimmy Kimmel commercials try to point out, the football playoff is supposed to be the new tradition alongside "Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest".  (Or so ESPN hopes.) That is, unless the ghosts of Clark and Guy Lombardo exact their revenge.
  • The NCAA has sanctioned 41 bowls this year.  The minimum for qualifying to play in one of these games is six victories and an acceptable (to the NCAA) academic record.  However, not enough schools qualified this season, so the number has been dropped to five victories.  Which means that schools like Minnesota, the Big Ten conference's paragon of mediocre football, can get into a lower-tier bowl game with a 5-7 record.  When that happens, you know there are too many bowl games.
Here's the schedule.  It contains the name of the bowl, where it's played, who's in it, who televises them, and a brief description of what the bowl's sponsor sells or represents.  Enjoy.

Air Force Reserve Celebration Bowl:  Alcorn State vs. North Carolina A&T  (Atlanta, GA  12/19)  ABC
First season.

Auto Nation Cure Bowl:  San Jose State vs. Georgia State  (Orlando, FL  12/19)  CBS Sports Network 
Automotive retailer.  First season.

Gildan New Mexico Bowl:  Arizona vs. New Mexico  (Albuquerque, NM  12/19)  ESPN
Active wear.

Royal Purple Las Vegas Bowl:  Brigham Young vs. Utah  (Las Vegas, NV  12/19)  ABC
Auto products.

Raycom Media Camellia Bowl:  Ohio vs. Appalachian State  (Montgomery, AL  12/19)  ESPN
Broadcasting company. 

R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl:  Arkansas State vs.  Louisiana Tech  (New Orleans, LA  12/19)  ESPN
Shipping firm.

Miami Beach Bowl:  Western Kentucky vs. South Florida  (Miami, FL  12/21)  ESPN

Famous Idaho Potato Bowl:  Akron vs. Utah State  (Boise, ID  12/22)  ESPN

Marmot Boca Raton Bowl:  Toledo vs. Temple  (Boca Raton, FL  12/22)  ESPN
Outdoor clothing and sporting goods.

San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl:  Boise State vs. Northern Illinois  (San Diego, CA  12/23)  ESPN
Financial services.

GoDaddy Bowl:  Georgia Southern vs. Bowling Green  (Mobile, AL  12/23)  ESPN
Website domain names.

Popeyes Bahamas Bowl:  Middle Tennessee vs. Western Michigan  (Nassau, Bahamas  12/24)  ESPN
Chicken and seafood restaurant chain.

Hawaii Bowl:  San Diego State vs. Cincinnati  (Honolulu, HW  12/24)  ESPN

St. Petersburg Bowl:  Connecticut vs. Marshall  (St. Petersburg. FL  12/26)  ESPN

Hyundai Sun Bowl:  Miami vs. Washington State  (El Paso, TX  12/26)  CBS
Automobile manufacturer.

Zaxby's Heart of Dallas Bowl:  Washington vs. Southern Mississippi  (Dallas, TX  12/26)  ESPN
Chicken restaurant chain.

New Era Pinstripe Bowl:  Indiana vs. Duke  (Yankee Stadium, New York  12/26)  ABC
Sports apparel.

Camping World Independence Bowl:  Tulsa vs. Virginia Tech  (Shreveport, LA  12/26)  ESPN
RV supplies.

Foster Farms Bowl:  UCLA vs. Nebraska  (Santa Clara, CA  12/26)  ESPN
West-coast based poultry firm.

Military Bowl Presented By Northrop Grumman:  Pittsburgh vs. Navy  (Annapolis, MD  12/28)  ESPN
Defense contractor.

Quick Lane Bowl:  Central Michigan vs. Minnesota  (Detroit, MI  12/28)  ESPN2
Auto care shops.

Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl:  California vs. Air Force  (Ft. Worth, TX  12/29)  ESPN
Defense contractor.

Russell Athletic Bowl:  North Carolina vs. Baylor  (Orlando, FL  12/29)  ESPN
Action wear.

NOVA Home Loans Arizona Bowl:  Nevada vs. Colorado State  (Tucson, AZ  12/29)  Campus Insiders (website) and American Sports Network (broadcast)
Arizona-based mortgage lender.  First season.

AdvoCare V100 Texas Bowl:  LSU vs. Texas Tech  (Houston, TX  12/29)  ESPN
Nutritional supplements.

Birmingham Bowl:  Auburn vs. Memphis  (Birmingham, AL  12/30)  ESPN

Belk Bowl:  North Carolina State vs. Mississippi State  (Charlotte, NC  12/30)  ESPN
Southeastern-based department store chain.

Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl:  Texas A&M vs. Louisville  (Nashville, TN  12/30)  ESPN
Financial services.

Holiday Bowl:  USC vs. Wisconsin  (San Diego, CA  12/30)  ESPN

Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl:  Houston vs. Florida State  (Atlanta, GA  12/31)  ESPN
Chicken restaurant chain.

Capital One Orange Bowl (CFP Semifinal):  Oklahoma vs. Clemson  (Miami Gardens, FL  12/31)  ESPN
Financial services.

Goodyear Cotton Bowl (CFP Semifinal):  Michigan State vs. Alabama  (Arlington, TX  12/31)  ESPN
Tires and blimps.

Outback Bowl:  Northwestern vs. Tennessee  (Tampa, FL  1/1/16)  ESPN2
Steak restaurant chain.

Buffalo Wild Wings Citrus Bowl:  Michigan vs. Florida  (Orlando, FL  1/1/16)  ABC
Chicken wing restaurant chain.

BattleFrog Fiesta Bowl:  Notre Dame vs. Ohio State  (Glendale, AZ  1/1/16)  ESPN
Obstacle racing series.

Rose Bowl Presented by Northwestern Mutual:  Stanford vs. Iowa  (Pasadena, CA  1/1/16)  ESPN
Financial services.

Allstate Sugar Bowl:  Oklahoma State vs. Mississippi  (New Orleans, LA  1/1/16)  ESPN
Insurance and financial services.

TaxSlayer Bowl:  Penn State vs. Georgia  (Jacksonville, FL  1/2)  ESPN
Online tax preparation.

AutoZone Liberty Bowl:  Kansas State vs. Arkansas  (Memphis, TN  1/2) ESPN
Auto parts stores.

Valero Alamo Bowl:  Oregon vs. Texas Christian  (San Antonio, TX  1/2) ESPN
Energy company.

Motel 6 Cactus Bowl:  West Virginia vs. Arizona State  (Phoenix, AZ  1/2)  ESPN
Overnight lodging chain.

College Football Playoff National Championship Game Presented by AT&T  (Glendale, AZ  1/11)  ESPN
Communications giant.
 
 

Friday, November 13, 2015

Vikings and NFL 2015: Midseason Points

Build up to the 2010 game between Denver Bronc...
Build up to the 2010 game between Denver Broncos and San Francisco 49ers (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Your Minnesota Vikings (as Paul Allen of KFAN 100.3 would say) are tied for the NFC North lead with the Green Bay Packers at 6-2, as of 11/13/15.  Though few think the Vikings will actually win the division, it is an improvement over the last couple of years.  Had it not been for their inexplicable loss to the San Francisco 49ers on the Monday night opener, the Vikings would be in first place.

Though the return of Adrian Peterson has sparked the offense, he hasn't been getting the yards he used to.  Quarterback Teddy Bridgewater had been getting mauled on the field because of injuries to an already-depleted offensive line.  It finally caught up to him when he had to leave the St. Louis game last Sunday with what looked to be a concussion, delivered by a Rams player with a questionable hit.  This was one of the few times we've seen some passion out of Vikings coach Mike Zimmer, who in defending his quarterback took some not-so-subtle shots at the Rams coaching staff.

For the rest of the season, it's all uphill for the Vikings if they want to make the playoffs.  They play the Packers (twice), Oakland Raiders, Seattle Seahawks and Arizona Cardinals.  If they can survive all this, a Wild Card berth (at least) is theirs.
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Those ads for daily fantasy sports sites FanDuel and Draft Kings have become as ubiquitous on TV (and just as obnoxious) as for those selling beer and cars.  They make it sound like all you have to do is put the right players on your team for one week of games, watch the numbers, then expect a big fat check.  With all that ubiquity comes scrutiny.  FanDuel and Draft Kings, among others, are being investigated by the government on charges that daily fantasy is really gambling, and that some employees of one site are allegedly using the other's site to enrich themselves and to shut out other players.  Some states have either banned or restricted the use of daily fantasy sites.

What complicates matters is that FanDuel and Draft Kings are being funded by pro sports leagues and some TV networks.  If the daily fantasy sites end up being shut down, those entities may be in big trouble with the government unless they divest and soon.  Serving prison time and/or ending up bankrupt might become a reality to those involved.  And the rest of us can just find some other way to have fun with statistics.
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The NFL is scheduling more games in the near future for London.  Either the British love the American version of football, or the league is using the games to create a new Sunday morning TV franchise back in the States instead of actually putting a team in Europe.  (Hey, it beats "Meet The Press".)  What's next?  Late night football from Tokyo, Sydney or Honolulu?

Monday, November 2, 2015

KC Royals Rule Baseball

Dominican Summer Royals
Dominican Summer Royals (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
After losing last year's World Series to the San Francisco Giants in seven games, the Kansas City Royals made sure the same thing didn't happen this year.  They beat the New York Mets in five games, winning their first world championship since 1985 and the second in franchise history.

The Royals won Game 5 in 12 innings, 7-2, at Citi Field in New York Sunday-into-early-Monday in the same manner they've been doing it during the postseason.  That is, come back from a deficit in the late innings and let its bullpen finish the job.  Eric Hosmer scored ten runs in the postseason, including the tying run in Game 5, as the Royals marched through the Houston Astros and Toronto Blue Jays during the American League playoffs.

It also helped that the Mets, who defeated the Los Angeles Dodgers and Chicago Cubs in the National League playoffs to get here, contributed to Kansas City's victory with bad fielding, untimely lack of offense, blown saves and leaving certain starting pitchers in too long.

Case in point:  Mets pitcher Matt Harvey was seen on TV heavily persuading (demanding might not be the best word) his manager Terry Collins to let him pitch the ninth inning in Game 5 with a 3-2 lead.  Fox's broadcast crew made note of the fact that Jack Morris of the Minnesota Twins (who happened to attend the game) did the same thing with manager Tom Kelly during the 1991 World Series against the Atlanta Braves.  The difference?  Morris was pitching a scoreless Game 7 that went into the tenth inning before the Twins won the Series.  Harvey was pitching in a game where the Mets were on the brink of elimination, and Collins wanted to take him out to maybe preserve him for a possible Game 7 in Kansas City.  Collins relented and let Harvey pitch the ninth.  A couple of men on base later, Harvey was pulled.  Not everyone gets to be Jack Morris.

Much was made about the movie "Back To The Future" and its prediction that the Cubs would win the World Series in 2015.  Well, that didn't happen, did it?  Instead, the same team that won it all in '85 when the movie was first released won again on its 30th anniversary.  That team was the Kansas City Royals.  Some things never change.
  •  Obscure trivia:  The Royals and Mets were both created as expansion franchises in the 1960s, replacing teams that had moved to California (Giants, Dodgers, Athletics).  This was the first time two of those franchises had met in the World Series.
  • Because of a power outage in the Fox broadcast booth during Game 1 in Kansas City,  announcers Joe Buck, Harold Reynolds and Tom Verducci commandeered the MLB Network's international coverage, elbowing aside their commentators for a couple of innings before the power was restored.  It also caused a delay in the game, with the use of instant replay suspended.  Fox has been televising the World Series for two decades now, and Buck has been its main voice.  We think he's done a fine job, but we also know there's plenty of Buck-haters out there.  This incident was sheer arrogance on Fox's part, and a reminder of who really calls the tune during sports telecasts.

Friday, October 30, 2015

Jerry Kill Retires, Exposes Gopher Holes

English: Logo for the University of Minnesota
English: Logo for the University of Minnesota (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The news on Wednesday that Jerry Kill had retired from coaching the University of Minnesota football team due to health concerns came as a shock to nearly everyone.  Having seen him deal with some of those health problems since becoming coach in 2011, maybe we shouldn't have been surprised.

Kill quit midway during his fifth season and days before an important home game against Michigan.  He said he could no longer justify being a football coach and taking care of his epilepsy at the same time.  He had given three decades of his life to coaching, which can be stressful in itself--just ask Urban Meyer of Ohio State, and apparently he didn't want to die that way.

With all the credit Kill had gotten for turning the Gopher football program around, it's easy to forget that what he really did was to make them acceptably mediocre.  His record at Minnesota in four and a half seasons was 29-29 (career wise it was 152-99).  His teams have been to three bowl games, all of which they've lost.  This season so far ranks as a disappointment given the high expectations from last year, mostly due to injuries, lack of offense and key losses to Texas Christian, Northwestern and Nebraska.

Kill's interim successor, defensive coordinator Tracy Claeys, will find a more difficult road to win a game the rest of the Big Ten season with opponents such as Ohio State, Iowa and Wisconsin.  Heck, they'll be lucky just to be eligible for one of those bowls sponsored by a pizza chain.

Kill's resignation has opened another gaping hole into the credibility of the University's athletic department.  Right now, there is no permanent athletic director or football coach, only substitutes with the 'interim' tag.  The previous AD, Norwood Teague, left because of allegations of sexual harassment and alcohol abuse.  The University can't even begin to search for Teague's replacement because of ongoing investigations into the athletic department.  Beth Goetz is the acting director.

This also puts the 'U' in a bind when it comes to choosing a new football coach.  As it stands, no top-level coach or assistant is going to want to come to Minnesota and work with a dysfunctional athletic department and the football program's culture of losing.  Not even as new practice facilities, which Kill has long fought for, are being built.  That's why the 'U' keeps hiring guys like Tim Brewster to coach, because that's all they could get.

One of the things that was unique about Kill was his ability to recruit a coaching staff that has stuck with him throughout his career.  Now that Kill is gone, that staff will be put to the test as Claeys spends the rest of the season trying to remove the 'interim' from his job title, and not just for continuity's sake.

Jerry Kill is putting aside his football career to stop and smell the roses.  Real ones, that is, and not for a bowl game on New Year's Day.  He's the latest coach to understand that there's more to life than X's and O's.  Everyone around him--his family, friends, fans and players--will appreciate him more for doing what's best before it's too late.

UPDATE (11/11/15):  Despite losing the past two games due to dubious clock management and a vastly superior opponent, Tracy Claeys has been named the new Gopher football coach.  It was the only thing the University could do, really, with no permanent athletic director and recruits needing an answer on who's gonna coach the team.  Now we're going to find out whether Claeys can build on the modest success of Jerry Kill, or be the next Tim Brewster.

Monday, October 26, 2015

Phil "Flip" Saunders (1955-2015): Leaving a Basketball Legacy

Flip Saunders, head coach of the Washington Wi...
Flip Saunders, head coach of the Washington Wizards Washington Wizards v/s Cleveland Cavaliers November 18, 2009 at Verizon Center in Washington, D.C. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Phil "Flip" Saunders, general manager and coach of the NBA Minnesota Timberwolves, died at the age of sixty days before the team was to start its 2015-16 regular season.  It had been only a few months since Saunders said he was diagnosed with Hodgkin's lymphona, then took a leave of absence from the team for treatment.

Saunders first came to Minnesota from his native Ohio in the 1970s to play on the men's Gopher basketball team.  After graduation, he coached community college and minor league ball before breaking into the NBA with the Wolves.  His first stint with the team ran from 1995-2005, leading them to playoff appearances for eight consecutive seasons beginning in 1997 and ending with the Western Conference finals in 2004.  Of course, having players like Kevin Garnett, Sam Cassell and Latrelle Sprewell didn't hurt either.

With the Wolves in decline after that, Saunders was let go.  After coaching stops with the Detroit Pistons and Washington Wizards, he returned to the Wolves as President of Basketball Operations.  When coach Rick Adelman announced his retirement following the 2013-14 season and no one else wanted to coach a team with an uncertain future, Saunders stepped in to coach a second time in addition to his other duties.

In his other job as President of Basketball Operations (another way of saying he was a general manager), Saunders moved disgruntled Wolf Kevin Love to the Cleveland Cavaliers in 2014 for (among other players) Andrew Wiggins, who turned out to be last season's NBA Rookie of the Year.  Then, with the first-ever Number One pick in the 2015 Draft, Karl-Anthony Towns of Kentucky was chosen along with local hero Tyus Jones of NCAA men's champion Duke.  Now, people were expecting big things from the Wolves that they never did before.  Oh yes, and Garnett returned too.

Saunders will not have the chance to coach this squad of promising starters and mentoring veterans, so what you'll see on the floor this season and in the future is his legacy.  How the players will react to Saunders' passing on and off the court is another matter.  Sam Mitchell, who used to play under Saunders, takes over as the head coach.  Milt Newton is the general manager.

Phil "Flip" Saunders will go down as one of the most influential figures in Minnesota sports history, through his leadership as the winningest coach in Timberwolves' history with a record of 411-326 over 737 games, and as an executive.  If the current Wolves team Saunders helped create eventually become winners, then that should be tribute enough for him.


Thursday, October 15, 2015

Lynx 2015: Three In Five

The Minnesota Lynx won the 2015 WNBA title with a 69-52 victory over the Indiana Fever at Target Center in Minneapolis, winning the series three games to two.  This is the Lynx' third championship in five years, having won the same way the San Francisco Giants did in baseball's World Series.  That is, by winning every other year.

In the first WNBA Final to go the distance since 2009, the series had been a hard-fought battle between two teams that turned out to be nothing but a showcase for the league:  Maya Moore's Game 3 buzzer beater.  Lynx coach Cheryl Reeve challenging her players to back up Moore on the court after they lost Game 1.  Fever coach Stephanie White ripping the officials.  The play of Tamika Catchings, who led the Fever to a desperation Game 4 victory.

After a shaky start, Game 5 and the series belonged to the Lynx.  Moore only scored five points, but it didn't matter as her teammates more than picked up the slack.  Sylvia Fowler, who came in a mid-season trade with the Chicago Sky, scored 20 points and 11 rebounds.  It was enough to make her the playoff MVP.

During the regular season, the Lynx won the Western Conference like everyone said they would, but it wasn't easy.  Seimoine Augustus and Lindsay Whalen had to miss games due to injuries, so the team added Fowler, Anna Cruz and Renee Montgomery to the lineup.  They won their playoff series against the Los Angeles Sparks and Phoenix Mercury who, let's face it, would have been the favorite if Diana Taurasi had not chosen to sit out the season.

This is the first time the Lynx had clinched the league championship on their home floor, which came just in time for Target Center's 25th anniversary.  Hard to believe, but it is one of the oldest venues in professional basketball.  So the place is getting a makeover, which means that the Lynx will have to play somewhere else in the 2017 season.

But let's not worry about that right now.  After all the champagne baths, ticker-tape parades and private Prince concerts have ended, it's time to stop and consider what the Minnesota Lynx have accomplished in the last five years.  Augustus, Moore, Whalen, Reeve, Rebekkah Brunson and others who have come and gone have won everywhere they went--championships in college and the pros plus Olympic gold medals, and will be remembered as part of the cornerstones for the evolution of women's basketball in America.  No, make that the evolution of basketball, period.


Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Twins 2015: Worst to Second Place

Former Minnesota Twins and Milwaukee Brewers b...
Former Minnesota Twins and Milwaukee Brewers baseball star Paul Molitor is introduced to the crowd Sunday, July 24, 2005, at a Tee Ball game on the South Lawn of the White House, where he participated as first base coach. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The bad old days of 90 losses per season for the Minnesota Twins are over, at least for now.  The team finished 83-79 under first-year manager Paul Molitor, just shy of making the playoffs as an American League Wild Card.

The Twins started the season getting hammered at Detroit, and ended it by getting swept at home by the Central Division-champ Kansas City Royals.  In between, the quality of play that had been eluding them for four seasons caused the Twins to leapfrog over three other teams to take second place in the division behind the Royals.  Never mind that they were a distant second, twelve games back.

In this era of extended playoffs, the Twins kept things interesting by competing with the Houston Astros and Los Angeles Angels for the final wild card spot.  The combination of having to outpace two teams in the final weeks, and the lack of timely hitting and pitching ultimately did in the Twins.  The Wild Card went to the Astros, who had been doormats themselves for the past few years.

So what happens in 2016?  Molitor, who did better than most of us expected with the hand that general manager Terry Ryan dealt him with, will try and do as much as he can with this collection of Twins.  But there are many things to answer for the team to move forward:
  • Will Torii Hunter be back?
  • What are you going to do about Joe Mauer, who has become an albatross with his contract and declining play?
  • Are Byron Buxton, Aaron Hicks and Miguel Sano living up to the hype?
  • Can the bullpen survive another meltdown like the one Glen Perkins had in the second half of the season, forcing the Twins to make Kevin Jepsen--who they had just gotten from the Tampa Bay Rays in a trade--their new starter?
  • Will Phil Hughes, Trevor May, Tommy Milone and Ervin Santana improve as starting pitchers?
  • Can anyone other than Sano and Trevor Plouffe hit?  Out of the infield?
The Twins did have their best season in five years, no question about it.  The next season will tell us whether they can improve on it, or to go back where they came from.

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Our World Series pick:  Toronto Blue Jays vs. St. Louis Cardinals.

Friday, October 2, 2015

NHL 2015-16: Slap Shots

Chicago Blackhawks forward Patrick Kane in a g...
Chicago Blackhawks forward Patrick Kane in a game against the Vancouver Canucks at GM Place on November 22, 2009. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The Chicago Blackhawks are the defending Stanley Cup champions, which usually means that they've got a big target on their backs.  But not this kind of target.  Patrick Kane is currently embroiled in an alleged rape scandal that's under investigation, even though he has yet to be charged.  The NHL and the Blackhawks are standing by Kane.  But with all the bad publicity other leagues have gotten about players who may or may not have committed acts of domestic violence, shouldn't Kane be kept off the ice unless and until this is cleared up?

The New York Islanders have moved to the Barclays Center in Brooklyn.  Apparently, Brooklyn's considered part of Long Island.  Or are they using the same logic the New York Giants and Jets do for playing in New Jersey?

Las Vegas and Quebec City are the frontrunners for NHL expansion within the next couple of years.  Seattle's still in the mix, but they might be better off waiting for the NBA to return.  So what is the NHL going to do with the struggling franchises they already have?

The two biggest-deal rookies--Connor McDavid of the Edmonton Oilers and Jack Eichel of the Buffalo Sabres--take the ice this season.  If McDavid and Eichel lift their teams beyond sub-mediocre status and into Stanley Cup contention within five years, then mission accomplished.  If not, it's just further proof that tanking games for the chance to land a top draft pick isn't always a good idea.

Canada is the cradle of hockey.  It is in their life, their heart and soul.  It is their greatest contribution to Western civilization.  So how could they stand the Toronto Maple Leafs?

The three-on-three overtime period is the NHL's latest gimmick to avoid ties and reduce the number of shootouts during the regular season..  It won't do that, because exhausted teams will still be going through the motions for five minutes.  But it's a start.

The Minnesota Wild didn't do all that much to improve themselves over the summer, except to sign goaltender Devan Dubnyk to a new contract.  They have to hope he's more than a half-season wonder who got them into the playoffs.  Otherwise, it shouldn't surprise anyone if the Wild struggles through the season in a tough Western Conference, only to find they still couldn't compete with the Blackhawks or some other elite team.  Or make the playoffs at all.

Our choices for who will be in the playoffs come April:

EASTERN CONFERENCE  Tampa Bay Lightning, New York Rangers, New York Islanders, Detroit Red Wings, Boston Briuns, Montreal Canadiens, Pittsburgh Penguins, Washington Capitals.

WESTERN CONFERENCE  Colorado Avalanche, Los Angeles Kings, Anaheim Ducks, St. Louis Blues, Chicago Blackhawks, Nashville Predators, Calgary Flames, Dallas Stars.

Monday, September 21, 2015

And The Emmy For Making History Goes To . . .

English: Viola Davis at the film premiere of H...
English: Viola Davis at the film premiere of Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows in Alice Tully Center, New York City in November 2010. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
For all the talk from the Television Academy and others about how this year's Emmy Awards nominations would be more diverse than last year's, not everyone believed it would actually happen until it did.  That moment came when Viola Davis became the first African-American woman to win Best Actress in a Dramatic Series, for her role as a crime-fighting college professor in the ABC series "How to Get Away With Murder".

Two other women of color took home trophies in supporting roles:  Regina King for the limited ABC drama "American Crime", and Uzo Aduba for the comedy-turned-drama (for Emmy purposes) "Orange Is The New Black" on Netflix.

Then there was Jeffrey Tambor, a white heterosexual male who played a transgender woman on the Amazon sitcom "Transparent", winning a Best Actor in a Comedy Emmy.

And that was the diversity part of our program.  The rest of the three-hour telecast of the 67th Emmys on Fox, hosted by Andy Samberg (the first one in years not to come from a late night talk show, since Fox doesn't have one of those) of the sitcom "Brooklyn Nine-Nine", was your typical mix of lame jokes and skits, Donald Trump-bashing, acceptance speeches that ran too long, a not-so-awkward "In Memoriam" segment (this time), a salute to departing series that should have read "spoiler alert", Amy Poehler mugging it up as compensation for not winning a trophy once again, and awards presenters used as product placement for the network's shows.  Or was it Samsung, for all the Hollywood types in the audience taking selfies?

Here are the other Emmy winners, by category:

Comedy  HBO's "Veep" ended "Modern Family"'s long run as an Emmy winner for Best Comedy Series.  Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Tony Hale both took home awards for female lead actor and male supporting actor, respectively.  Allison Janney won her seventh Emmy, tying her with Ed Asner and Mary Tyler Moore, with a Best Supporting Actress nod for her role on the CBS sitcom "Mom".

Limited Series or Movie  With the exception of Regina King, HBO's "Olive Kitteridge" dominated this category:  Best Show and acting awards for Frances McDormand (actress), Richard Jenkins (actor) and Bill Murray (supporting actor).

Reality Competition went to NBC's "The Voice".  If only they had this much luck in finding talent that's more memorable than celebrity judges in swinging chairs.

Variety  After saying goodbye to David Letterman and Jon Stewart plus a change of network for Stephen Colbert, "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" was sent on its way with an 11th Best Talk Show Emmy.  Amy Schumer's big year continued when her "Inside Amy Schumer" won a newly-created award for Best Sketch Series.

Drama  In "Mad Men"'s final season, Jon Hamm gets a long-overdue Best Actor Emmy for playing the iconic Don Draper all these years.  HBO's "Game of Thrones" took home the most trophies, including Best Drama and Best Supporting Actor for Peter Dinklage.

These Emmys also made history of another sort.  According to Nielsen, 11.9 million were tuned into the telecast, making it the lowest-rated in the awards show's history.  With most of the nominated shows seen on either cable or streaming services and the withering competition from NBC's "Sunday Night Football", how long can the folks who run the Television Academy convince all those cord-cutters out there that the kind of TV they hand out Emmys for is not only relevant, but worth paying for?  That's a hard sell to those who've decided they'll make do with "The Big Bang Theory" than shell out for "Game of Thrones" or "Orange Is The New Black". 

Thursday, September 10, 2015

The NFL 2015: Less Than Golden

Tom Brady #12 of the New England Patriots duri...
Tom Brady #12 of the New England Patriots during warmups in a preseason game against the Washington Redskins at FedExField on August 28, 2009 in Landover, Maryland. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The National Football League's 2015 season will conclude with the 50th anniversary Super Bowl next February, which is why you saw those 50-yard line numbers painted gold during the preseason games.  Why, they've even asked Bruno Mars to headline their halftime show for the second time in three years, according to media reports.  The game may be more popular than ever, but everything else seems to be tarnished.

(1) A federal judge lets the air out of the NFL's case against the New England Patriots and their quarterback Tom Brady for allegedly deflating footballs during the AFC championship game.  The league-imposed four-game suspension against Brady has been rescinded, pending an NFL appeal.  Nobody looks good here.  Not commissioner Roger Goodell, which for him is par for the course.  Nor for the Patriots and Brady, who now look like the type of people who think they could get away with just about anything.  And they have all those Vince Lombardi trophies as proof.

(2) The usual assortment of players who were fined and/or suspended for drug and/or domestic abuse.

(3) Players who retire prematurely when they realize that all the safety measures in the world didn't prevent them from getting concussions, or they just didn't want to wait until it happened to them.

(4) The San Diego Chargers, Oakland Raiders and St. Louis Rams--three franchises that once called Los Angeles home--are battling to see which one (or two) of them is going to ditch their current stadium situations for the City of Angels.  LA hasn't seen NFL football since the Raiders and Rams left in 1995, and there's some question as to whether they'd be interested even now.  But there are owners and developers with dollar signs in their eyes who are willing to find out.

All of this should matter to the millions who fill the stadiums, watch on TV and participate in fantasy leagues.  Right now it just doesn't, because it's time for kickoff.  American sports fans certainly don't demand much, do they?

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Meanwhile, back in Minnesota, the Vikings and coach Mike Zimmer think they have all the tools necessary to make a run at a playoff spot.  Teddy Bridgewater is the undisputed starting quarterback, which is something you couldn't say for years unless your name was Brett Favre.  Mike Wallace (brought in from the Miami Dolphins) and Cordarrelle Patterson are here to enhance the offense.

Adrian Peterson returns from NFL-imposed exile and a brief hankering to try his luck with another team (only to be told he couldn't), to see if he has anything in the tank left at age 30 after such a long absence.  Peterson might also be wondering if everyone would forgive him, but not forget, the reason why he was suspended in the first place.  Having a good season has a way of inducing collective amnesia among Vikings fans.

This is indeed a team that could make the Wild Card round of the playoffs if it weren't for one big fat question mark:  How will the offensive line be as effective in protecting Bridgewater, now that Phil Loadholt is out for the season after getting injured in a preseason game?  If the Vikings can't find the answer to that question, they'll spend their last season at TCF Bank Stadium out in the cold.

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For those who care what we think, here's our picks for who will be in the Super Bowl tournament come January.

NFC North  Green Bay Packers
NFC South  Carolina Panthers
NFC East     Dallas Cowboys
NFC West    Seattle Seahawks
Wild Card    Minnesota Vikings and Detroit Lions

AFC North   Baltimore Ravens
AFC South   Indianapolis Colts
AFC East     New England Patriots
AFC West    Denver Broncos
Wild Card   Buffalo Bills and Cincinnati Bengals


Monday, August 10, 2015

Frank Gifford (1930-2015), All-American

President Reagan talking with Christopher Reev...
President Reagan talking with Christopher Reeve and Frank Gifford during a reception and picnic in honor of the 15th Anniversary of the Special Olympics program in the Diplomatic Reception room. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
We've all heard the myth of the All-American athlete.  The kind of man (and they're usually men) who looked like he stepped out of a Hollywood movie to score the winning touchdown, marries the head cheerleader, then goes on to a great career in the big city before living happily ever after.  Not many of them ever got to do that in real life.

Frank Gifford came close.  He was the Golden Boy from the first time he stepped onto a football field to the last time he hung up his microphone.  He died Sunday at 84.

After a stellar career at the University of Southern California, Gifford played twelve seasons in the NFL for the New York Giants in the 1950s and 60s.  Playing both offense and defense, Gifford still holds the record for most touchdowns by a Giant with 78.  His teams played five times for the NFL championship (no Super Bowl then), winning only once in 1956 when the Giants defeated the Chicago Bears 47-7.  Gifford participated in the first overtime championship game in 1958, when the Giants lost to the Baltimore Colts at the first Yankee Stadium.

Sometimes All-Americans take their lumps on the field.  Chuck Bednarik of the Philadelphia Eagles laid out Gifford in a 1960 game in what was considered one of the most violent hits ever, back when this type of thing was celebrated.  We know this because of newsreel footage and a widely-seen sports photograph, with TV not having been properly utilized in football coverage yet.  Because of that hit, Gifford had to quit playing the sport for a season before going back in.

Unlike most All-American athletes who disappeared after their playing days were over, Gifford had a second career ready and waiting--television.  He had joined CBS in New York while he was still playing for the Giants, moving up the ranks before becoming an analyst on the network's NFL coverage.

Then Gifford moved to the big time in 1971, calling play by play on "Monday Night Football" for ABC.  He had to put up with the antics of Howard Cosell and Don Meredith in the booth while trying to call a football game.  But he held on to the job for more than a decade before becoming host and analyst beside Al Michaels, leaving in 1997.

Gifford did other things at ABC Sports, including covering a few Olympics and events for "Wide World of Sports".  There, he was mostly known for covering some of Evel Knievel's motorcycle jumps.

As time went along, Gifford ceded the spotlight to his wife Kathie Lee, who became a successful daytime TV personality.  First with Regis Philbin on "Live", then with Hoda Kotb on the fourth hour of "Today", Kathie Lee regaled her audience with little tidbits about life with Frank and the kids--some of it embarrassing.

For Frank Gifford, it's time for this All-American to ride off into the sunset, just like the others before him.  He may not have always been faultless, but what a legacy he left behind on the field and off.

Friday, July 17, 2015

Twins 2015: Improved Work In Progress

Gulf Coast League Twins
Gulf Coast League Twins (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
For the first time in five years, we have reasonable expectations that the Minnesota Twins will not be one of the worst teams in Major League Baseball this season.   Which is surprising to those of us who had given the team up for dead after four awful seasons, and the Target Field 'new car smell' had just about given way to something worse.

The Twins have the second-best record in the American League this season at 49-40, good enough for second place in the Central division headed out of the All Star break.  Ahead of them is the Kansas City Royals, another team that came from the gutter back to prosperity as the defending AL champions.

What changed?  Manager Paul Molitor is credited with turning this sorry bunch of Twins around, but a few other things came together.  The starting pitching has improved with Phil Hughes, Kyle Gibson and Mike Pelfrey turning in some more-than-decent performances.  Fielding mistakes are fewer.  Brian Dozier and Trevor Plouffe have been contributing plenty to the Twins' offense.  And veterans Joe Mauer and Torii Hunter are hitting the ball like they used to, though not as much.

What still needs work are the middle relievers who give up so many runs that closer Glen Perkins seldom has a chance to save games.  The jury's still out on those much-publicized rookies the Twins brought up from the minors.  Byron Buxton is injury-prone.  Aaron Hicks is hot and cold in the outfield.  Miguel Sano has a hot bat, but has yet to prove he can cut it in the outfield.

If the Twins want to compete with the Royals the rest of the season, they will need to play above-.500 ball.  The way to do that is to keep leaning on the pitching staff, which includes the just-back-from-drug-suspension Ervin Santana.   The offense can't just be a few runs in the early innings, then taking the rest of the game off.  And those rookies need to justify the hype.

With the new MLB playoff system, the Twins don't need to win the division title to make the post-season.  They could be one of two wild-card teams that will face long-shot odds to make it to the World Series, just like the Royals did last year.  The American League will have home-field advantage for the Series, having won the All Star game in Cincinnati on Tuesday.

But we're getting ahead of ourselves, aren't we?  Nobody expected the Twins to be this good this fast, and we will soon see whether they can handle the pressure.

Monday, July 6, 2015

Women's World Cup: U.S. Claims Another Title

English: Carli Lloyd of the United States Wome...
English: Carli Lloyd of the United States Women's National Soccer team warming up prior to a friendly match against Canada on September 17th, 2011. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The United States won the FIFA Women's World cup for the third time Sunday in Vancouver, British Columbia.  The last one was in 1999, back when Hillary Clinton's husband was President, and Brandi Chastain flashed her sports bra in celebration after she scored the winning penalty kick against China at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California.

No such histrionics this time at B.C. Place Stadium, as the U.S. coasted to a 5-2 win over Japan--who they had lost the World Cup to in 2011.  The Americans scored four goals in the first half--three of them by Carli Lloyd, who was rewarded with the most outstanding player trophy--before the Japanese team knew what hit them.  Tobin Heath and Lauren Holiday also scored for the U.S.

This was clearly the Americans' best performance in a tournament where they had been criticized for their sluggish offensive play, which was the game plan of coach Jill Ellis.  It must have worked because it got the U.S. team to the final.

This World Cup had its problems before the opening kickoff, indicating that FIFA hasn't quite put the women's tournament on a par with the men's.
  • Matches were played across Canada from Vancouver to Moncton, New Brunswick.  But where was Toronto, the most populous Canadian city?  That's like holding the World Cup in the United States, but New York and Los Angeles aren't involved.
  • There were complaints that some of the Canadian Football League venues being used had artificial turf instead of a natural surface.
  • Hotel accommodations were less than ideal, with some teams lodging in the same building.
  • The apparent sexism of FIFA's worldwide TV feed, which included shots of Hope Solo looking like she's suggestively hydrating herself.  And why were women crossing their arms during the player introductions?
  • FIFA president Sepp Blattner is reportedly having second thoughts about his decision to resign.  Considering the mess the organization's in right now, Blattner should stick to his first thought.
Fox's TV coverage was a relief to those who had feared the worst when they took over the World Cup broadcasting rights from ESPN.  The best you could say about it is that it wasn't terrible, unlike the U.S. Open golf coverage.  Having been on a steady diet of British soccer voices the past few years, it was quite a jolt to hear Americans call the tournament for a change.  Other than J.P. Dellacamera, who has been doing this for decades, the rest of the Fox announcing crew sounded like refugees from a college sports channel.

The U.S. team has its share of stars that will carry them into future competitions:  Lloyd, Heath, Holiday, Megan Rapinoe and Alex Morgan.  Abby Wambach is leaving the game a winner.  Hope Solo?  Once the afterglow of this championship has dimmed, Solo will be back fighting the domestic abuse charges that made people wonder whether she should have played in this World Cup in the first place.  Her performance in goal should have settled that question.

This was the most watched soccer event in American TV history, with Fox claiming 25 million viewers for the final match.  That's more than for the NBA and NHL finals.  Which is easy to do on the Fourth of July weekend against summer reruns and a rain-delayed NASCAR race.

The jury is still out on whether Americans will watch women in sports beyond the Olympics and the World Cup.  It's hard enough to take female athletes seriously, given that pro leagues in soccer and basketball are struggling to find an audience, without having to sex them up.  They deserve better than that, and not just every four years.

Friday, June 26, 2015

Wolves 2015-16: The Freshmen Class of '15

Alternate logo (2008-present)
Alternate logo (2008-present) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
After years of bad ping pong ball mojo and NBA draft picks that never really worked out, the Minnesota Timberwolves made the most of the first number one draft pick they've ever had.  They chose Karl-Anthony Towns of Kentucky to help lead them out of the NBA wilderness.

That wasn't the biggest surprise coach Flip Saunders (wearing his President of Basketball Operations hat) would pull off Thursday night, considering that every basketball pundit from ESPN on down predicted that the Wolves would take Towns.  No, the honor went to Tyus Jones, for whom the Wolves traded two second round draft picks to the Cleveland Cavaliers.  Oh, and Jones just happens to be from the Twin Cities suburb of Apple Valley.  How convenient.

Towns gives Minnesota something they've been sorely lacking--a 6'11 center who can play defense.  James is a 6'1 point guard, the kind the team doesn't need at this time because they already have Ricky Rubio.  But since Rubio hasn't made the impact the Wolves had hoped for because of injuries, Saunders must think that having Jones around might light a fire under Rubio if he doesn't get traded first.

Both Towns and Jones came from the "one and done" world that college basketball has become, leaving after their freshmen years to enter the NBA draft.  Towns was part of a Kentucky Wildcat team that went undefeated for nearly an entire season, until they lost to Wisconsin at the NCAA Men's Final Four in Indianapolis last spring.  The Badgers proceeded to lose the national championship game to Duke . . . and Tyus Jones.

While visions of playoffs and NBA championships dance in the heads of Wolves' fans, it should be noted that Karl-Anthony Towns and Tyus Jones are joining Andrew Wiggins and Zach LaVine as part of one of the youngest lineups in the league.  Meaning it should be quite awhile before they show any kind of progress, and by then they should feel confident enough to leave Minnesota and win their championships somewhere else.  Because that's how the Timberwolves roll--as a development team for the NBA's creme-de-la-creme.  And it's not in Minnesota.

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Golden Warriors

Wizards v/s Warriors 03/02/11
Wizards v/s Warriors 03/02/11 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The Golden State Warriors and their fans had been waiting 40 years for another chance at an NBA title.  The wait ended Tuesday night when the Warriors defeated the Cleveland Cavaliers 105-97, winning their Finals series four games to two.

The Warriors had a big season, dominating the Western Conference with a 67-15 regular season record.  Novice coach and former TV analyst Steve Kerr got plenty of help from Stephen Curry (who scored 25 points in Game 6), Draymond Green, Klay Thompson and Andre Iguodala.  Their playoff run took them past the New Orleans Pelicans, Memphis Grizzlies and Houston Rockets.

As for the Cavs, their Eastern Conference playoffs went through the Boston Celtics, Chicago Bulls and Atlanta Hawks with minimal effort.

When LeBron James came back to Cleveland after his championship sojourn in Miami, he was expected to bring a title to a city that hasn't seen one in over 50 years.  He almost did it single-handedly, scoring a triple-double (32 points, 18 rebounds and nine assists) in Game 6.  Some said James should have been the playoff MVP, an honor that ultimately went to Iguodala.

James had to be a one-man team when Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love went out of the playoffs with injuries.  But you can't win championships when the starting lineup consists of one superstar and four other guys.

The San Francisco Bay Area now has two teams that have won pro sports championships in the past nine months, with the Giants winning baseball's World Series last October.  The Warriors seem likely to make a long run at the top with the talent they've got, provided they remain healthy.

Cleveland?  They're still waiting.

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Blackhawks On The Six

Chicago Blackhawks
Chicago Blackhawks (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
For the Chicago Blackhawks, their number this season was six.  They are an Original Six NHL franchise (though Keith Olbermann of ESPN disputes that) who have now won six Stanley Cups in its history, three of them in the past six years.

It took the Hawks six games to clear the final hurdle against the Tampa Bay Lightning, with a 2-0 win at United Center in Chicago to take the series four games to two.  Patrick Kane and Duncan Keith, who was named winner of the Conn Smythe trophy for being MVP of the playoffs, scored one goal each.

This was a tight series, with all but one game--the last one--being decided by one goal.   Corey Crawford of the Hawks and Ben Bishop of the Lightning were both solid in goal, though there were times when Bishop's on-ice behavior was so erratic that you wondered what was really going on with him.

Both teams' road to the finals were daunting, but no less doable.  The Blackhawks' Western Conference path went through the Nashville Predators, Minnesota Wild and Anaheim Ducks. (They benefited from not having to play the defending champion Los Angeles Kings, who missed the playoffs this year.)  Tampa Bay's Eastern Conference journey went through three of the Original Six teams--Detroit Red Wings, Montreal Canadiens and New York Rangers.  They couldn't get past the fourth.

There's no reason why the Chicago Blackhawks can't go for a seventh Stanley Cup--or more.  The core players of Kane, Keith, Jonathan Toews and others, along with coach Joel Quenneville, are all signed up for the next few years.  So don't be surprised if Lord Stanley's Cup continues to take up residence in the Windy City for the rest of this decade.

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Lynx 2015: Hiding In Plain Sight

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English: , home of the (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The Minnesota Lynx won their first two games of the 2015 WNBA season over the Tulsa Shock at home, and the Indiana Fever on the road.  With the NBA and NHL playoffs going on and the Twins playing better these days, most of you probably didn't notice.

The core regulars for the two-time league champions are all back:  Seimoine Augustus, Lindsay Whalen, Maya Moore and Rebekkah Brunson.  Janel McCarville is not.  She has chosen to take the season off to allow her body to heal after a grueling season of playing in Europe, or so the team says.

Unlike most professional athletes, women pro basketball players such as Augustus, Whalen and Moore play year-round not just in the WNBA and in international competitions like the Olympics, but overseas as well.  It's mainly because the WNBA is a summertime league that doesn't pay nearly as well as those in Europe or China.  The end result is that all that playing is bound to take a toll on their bodies, so the older these athletes get the more likely it is that they need time off.

Take the defending WNBA champion Phoenix Mercury, whose biggest star Diana Taurasi isn't playing this season because the Russian team she's contracted to for winter ball is paying her to sit out.  This may have been an understandable decision on Taurasi's part, but it doesn't make her or the WNBA look good.

Neither does domestic violence.  Brittney Griner of the Mercury is currently serving a seven-game suspension for an incident involving her and her married partner Glory Johnson, who just happens to play for the Shock.

The league's image has also taken a hit when the New York Liberty announced that Isiah Thomas has been brought in as president and part-owner.  Thomas, who has earned the everlasting enmity of Knicks fans for screwing up that franchise over the past few years, also happens to have had sexual harassment problems that make it hard for anyone to understand (beyond Liberty management) why he's the best choice to run a women's pro basketball team.

Back to the Lynx.  They may have won two titles, and are always a threat to win another with the collection of talent they've got.  But unless you buy a ticket to a game at Target Center, your chances of seeing them on TV are few and far between.

Fox Sports North currently holds the local TV rights to Lynx games.  Because the Twins take priority on the station during the summer, Lynx telecasts have to be scheduled on days when there's no baseball.   All others are either shown nationally on ESPN2 and NBA TV, or streaming live on the WNBA's website.

It's not as if FSN spends much money on covering the Lynx in the few games they do show.  The regular announcing crew of Marney Gellner and Lea B. Olson sometimes gives way to coverage provided by some of Fox Sports' other regional networks, even if the game is at home.

The Lynx are again the favorites to challenge for the WNBA title.  Our advice is to see this team as much as you possibly can, before age and time makes some of the players decide that taking a season off might be a good idea for them too.

Friday, May 29, 2015

Pot Shots 2015, Volume 1

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English: National Lacrosse League game with the Philadelphia Wings visiting the Minnesota Swarm at the Xcel Energy Center, St. Paul, Minnesota. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Adrian Peterson is stuck between a rock and a hard place.  The Minnesota Vikings won't trade him, so he whines on Twitter about the unfairness of his contract.  Well, if he hadn't been taking most of last season off because he got caught taking a switch to his child's behind, we wouldn't be subjected to any of this.

Cleveland vs. Golden State in the NBA Finals.  One team is carrying the ball for a city that hasn't seen a pro sports champion in over 50 years.  The other hasn't been this far since 1975, when Bruce Springsteen graced the covers of Time and Newsweek in the same week.

American Pharaoh is the latest horse to try for a Triple Crown, which is something that hasn't been done since the Disco Era.  At least he doesn't talk, or try to sell us satellite TV while being squired by a nearly naked supermodel.

The Minnesota Swarm are moving to the suburbs of Atlanta, citing financial issues and their inability to get a favorable lease with the Xcel Energy Center.  The fact that, in the Swarm's 11-year existence, few people knew they were an indoor lacrosse team suggests that poor marketing may also have been a factor.  Hope you like indoor lacrosse, y'all!

If a new soccer stadium is built, maybe the Twin Cities should try for an outdoor lacrosse franchise.

As we write this, the Minnesota Twins are tied for first in the American League Central Division.  No, this is not April 1.

The Timberwolves won the NBA draft lottery for the first time ever, after years of bad luck that would have perplexed a black cat.  Now the challenge is how not to screw up their number one pick.

Minneapolis is in the running for the 2020 college football championship game, which would be held in the new Vikings stadium.  Wait.  Minneapolis is a college football town?

Alex Rodriguez has now hit more home runs than Willie Mays.  A nation shrugs.

For the second consecutive year, the National Spelling Bee ended with two students being declared co-champions.  Either the kids are that good at spelling words most of us have never heard of, or the number of words in the final round needs to be increased from 25 to 40 or 50.

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Deflating the Legend

Tom Brady
Tom Brady (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
This is what you get for deflating footballs, even if your team didn't need that kind of help in a game that decided who went to the Super Bowl.

Quarterback Tom Brady was sacked by the National Football League for the first four games of the 2015 season for his role in the controversy that became known as "Deflategate".  His team, the New England Patriots, got fined for a million dollars and lost two top draft picks.  They will not, however, be required to give back the Lombardi Trophy that they won four months ago.

(You'll notice that neither Patriots owner Robert Kraft nor coach Bill Belichick received any kind of punishment.)

The NFL took this action after a report concluded that Brady was aware of what was going on when two of the team's flunkies allegedly let the air out of some of the footballs during the AFC Championship Game in January, which was won by the Patriots 45-7 over the Indianapolis Colts at Foxborough, Mass.  Said flunkies, according to the league, have been suspended without pay indefinitely.

Nobody looks good here.  Not Brady, who refused to cooperate with the investigation and will likely appeal his suspension.  Not the Patriots, whose suspicions by fans outside of New England that this is an organization that plays by its own rules have been confirmed.  And certainly not NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.

Goodell wants to project the image of an enforcer who wants to rid Dodge City of miscreants, much like U.S. Marshal Matt Dillon used to do on "Gunsmoke".  Instead, Goodell comes across as Deputy Barney Fife of Mayberry (OK, we've been watching too much classic TV.) when it comes to issues more serious than deflated footballs.  Like when players are caught on tape beating their significant others inside a hotel elevator, or taking a switch to the backside of their kids.  Or having to retire too early from the game because of one concussion too many.

It's hard not to feel sorry for Brady.  He and the Patriots have gone to the Super Bowl six times, winning four of them.  He has all those passing records that Peyton Manning and Aaron Rodgers doesn't have.  He has a beautiful wife (Credit:  Alanis Morrisette) in Gisele Bundchen, who happens to be a supermodel.  And someday he'll be in Canton, enshrined in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

The NFL is right about the fact that they need to work on maintaining the integrity of the game.  Letting the air out of footballs is not one of them.  As for Tom Brady, he'll survive this the way he always has.  And so will the Patriots, whether fans like them or not.


Saturday, May 9, 2015

Wild 2014-15: The Half-Season of Devan Dubnyk

Devan Dubnyk, Springfield Falcon, Canadian ice...
Devan Dubnyk, Springfield Falcon, Canadian ice hockey goaltender (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The Minnesota Wild ended their improbable run in the NHL Stanley Cup playoffs, after having dismantled the St. Louis Blues in six games, by getting swept in four games by the Chicago Blackhawks.

We say "improbable" because before the middle of January, the Wild were so bad that they were one of the worst teams in hockey.  No direction.  Lousy goaltending.  Miles from a playoff spot.  Even coach Mike Yeo's YouTube-worthy meltdown couldn't move the needle.

Everything changed the moment Wild general manager Chuck Fletcher swung a trade with the Arizona Coyotes for Devan Dubnyk, a heretofore unheralded goaltender who had been bouncing around pro hockey until now.  Dubnyk started nearly every game since then, and did so well that few seem to remember the problem-filled tandem of Darcy Kuemper and Niklas Backstrom from earlier in the season. 

The rest of the Wild soon picked up on the newfound stability in goal and started winning games, making a dramatic run past other borderline Western Conference teams to get into the playoffs as a wild card.  For three and a half months, the Wild and Dubnyk were the talk of the NHL.  There was even speculation that they could be Stanley Cup contenders. Seriously.

After taking care of the Blues in the first round, everything fell apart when the Wild faced the Blackhawks in the second.  Not only were the Wild eliminated by the team from Chicago for the third consecutive year, but it was done in four games.  They were shut out in eight of 12 periods.  A reminder that for all the strides the Wild had made during the season, they never really were Stanley Cup material.

Wild owner Craig Leipold had built this team on high-priced free agent signings--Zach Parise, Thomas Vanek, Ryan Suter and anyone else who had anything to do with Minnesota hockey.  None of them made a dent in the Chicago series.  And Dubnyk was exposed for what he really was, a journeyman goalie who happened to peak at the right time.

The Blackhawks, meanwhile, have Patrick Kane, Johnathan Toews, Marian Hossa and Patrick Sharp--NHL All Stars who have plenty of experience in winning playoff rounds and Stanley Cups.  And the way the conferences and playoffs are now set up, they could be dominant for years to come.  So no matter how much money Leipold spends on free agents (Minnesota connection or not), the Wild will still be looking up at the Blackhawks.

Before next season, the Wild need to reassess their issues involving scoring and goaltending.  Dubnyk was a great short-term solution, but that doesn't mean the Wild can't go after some more experienced netminder who doesn't need seasoning in Des Moines.

Maybe by then, the Wild will have figured out a way to be more competitive in the playoffs against the Blackhawks.  But don't hold your breath.  The Twins are still trying to figure out how to get past the New York Yankees in the baseball playoffs.

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Our projected Stanley Cup Final matchup:  Chicago Blackhawks and Washington Capitals.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Wolves 2014-15: Youth Must Be Served

Second alternate logo (2008-present)
Second alternate logo (2008-present) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The Minnesota Timberwolves ended another misbegotten season Wednesday, losing 138-113 to the Oklahoma City Thunder at Target Center.  The Wolves finished with the NBA's worst record at 16-66, lost 12 consecutive games to end the season, and missed the playoffs for the 11th straight year.  Quite an accomplishment, no?

You can excuse young players such as Andrew Wiggins (who's on his way to Rookie of the Year.  Truthfully, he'd be better off in his native Canada playing for the playoff-bound Toronto Raptors.) and Zach LaVine for finding their way in the NBA.  They've had to play more than most rookies because of injuries to Ricky Rubio, Kevin Martin and Nikola Pekovic, as well as the departures through trades of Corey Brewer, Mo Williams and Thaddeus Young.

Kevin Garnett?  He was brought here from the Brooklyn Nets on a wave of optimism and nostalgia as the Wolves' past, present and future, even though he's 39 and nearing the end of his playing career.  Since coming back, Garnett's mostly sat on the bench.  Patrick Reusse of the Star Tribune called the whole thing a scam to goose sales of tickets and jerseys (we should add that Wolves owner Glen Taylor is also Reusse's boss).  Not necessarily.  The team knew exactly what it was doing, putting KG in the role of mentoring younger players while preparing for his possible career in management.

Now it comes down to the ping pong balls, which will determine where the Wolves will pick in the 2015 NBA Draft.  They can't finish any lower than fourth in the lottery.  Taking into consideration that the New York Knicks, Los Angeles Lakers and Philadelphia 76ers also had lousy seasons, and the fact that the Wolves have never had much luck in the lottery to begin with, one should not be too confident.  Since the NBA considers the Knicks, Lakers and Sixers to be more important to the future of the league than the Wolves, a third or fourth place finish sounds more realistic.

But hey, the future looks bright for the Timberwolves.  With all the young talent and the trades made by defacto general manager and coach Flip Saunders, and with Garnett lending his insight and occasional court presence, the team should be worth watching again.  Or not.

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Our NBA Finals matchup:  Cleveland Cavaliers vs. Golden State Warriors.  Don't take it to the bank.

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Two Coaching Legends. Two Titles.

Mike Krzyzewski, head basketball coach of Duke...
Mike Krzyzewski, head basketball coach of Duke University, presenting a vanity basketball jersey to Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
English: University of Connecticut head women'...
English: University of Connecticut head women's basketball coach Geno Auriemma during a game against the University of Texas on March 23, 2008. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Mike Krzyzewski of Duke University and Geno Auriemma of the University of Connecticut.  Two college basketball coaches with legacies as long as their last names, leading athletes of different genders to championship after championship, whether it's for an NCAA title or an Olympic gold medal. 

Both have coached many great players over the years.  For Coach K it was Grant Hill, Shane Battier and Christian Laettner.  For Auriemma it was Rebecca Lobo, Sue Bird, Maya Moore and Diana Taurasi.

This week both coaches added to their respective legacies.  Krzyzewski won his fifth national men's championship Monday night at Indianapolis, as Duke defeated Wisconsin 68-63.  Freshman Tyus Jones led the Blue Devils with 23 points, while fellow teammate Grayson Allen scored 16.

Auriemma's Huskies won their third consecutive women's championship Tuesday night in Tampa, Florida, defeating Notre Dame 63-53.  Kaleena Mosqueda-Lewis and Moriah Jefferson both scored 15 points.  Junior Breanna Stewart, who has never known anything but championships since the moment she set foot on the UConn campus, had eight points and 15 rebounds.

Auriemma now has as many national championships as John Wooden of UCLA had, which is ten.
Even though Auriemma achieved his over a 20-year period, and Wooden took 11 years between 1964 and 1975 to get his.

Both Krzyzewski and Auriemma have had their critics:  Coach K for the way he operates on the basketball court, and for recruiting players like Tyus Jones, who would be in the NBA now if they didn't have an age and eligibility rule.  Auriemma for his abrasiveness, and for his team's dominance being partly responsible for the lack of parity in women's college basketball.

For as long as they choose to be around, Mike Krzyzewski's and Geno Auriemma's teams will continue to dominate their fiefdoms of college basketball.  Why?  Because the best players, no matter where they come from, will always gravitate to them.  Donors and university presidents will always support them, unless they do something horrible.  The media and fans will always fawn over them.  The world is their oyster, as long as they keep winning.




Friday, April 3, 2015

Twins 2015: The More Things Change . . .

Torii Hunter
Torii Hunter (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Spring.  The birds fly north.  The trees bud.  Rain fills our lakes and rivers (unless you live in California).  The snow melts (unless you live in Boston).  A young person's fancy turns to thoughts of love (or something like it)--and baseball.  Or is it the playoffs and the NFL Draft?

The Minnesota Twins, for whom spring represents hope for a team that's been near the bottom of Major League Baseball since 2011, have made some changes.  Paul Molitor has replaced Ron Gardenhire as manager, along with most of the rest of his coaching staff.  The team dug deep into the free agent market and came up with pitcher Ervin Santana, who last played with the Atlanta Braves.  They have also brought back fan favorite Torii Hunter, who's about to close out his career after stints with the Detroit Tigers and Los Angeles Angels.

For all the changes the Twins have made on and off the field, there always seems to be something holding them back.  Santana has been suspended by MLB for 80 games through July, having been found using the anabolic steroid Stanozolol.  With or without him, the pitching staff has improved somewhat with Phil Hughes, Glen Perkins, and Mike Pelfry (who replaces Santana).  But they still have to face Major League hitting, which could be a problem.  Same goes for the outfield, which is also suspect.

The fortunes of Kennys Vargas, Brian Dozier, Trevor Plouffe, Joe Mauer and others depend on how well they can (A) hit against Major League pitching, (B) avoid hitting into too many double plays, and (C) avoid making stupid mistakes on the basepaths.  If they know how to do all that, the rest takes care of itself.

The Twins' MVRs (most valuable rookies), Byron Buxton and Miguel Sano, are still biding their time in the minors.  Before they're called up (most likely by September), they should consider the cautionary tale of another highly-anticipated prospect named Aaron Hicks.  He has been floundering around so much on the field and at the plate that the Twins are about ready to pull the plug.  It's one thing to be a "phenom".  It's quite another to be a "has-been" before your time.

Indeed, for all the changes and the promise of better days ahead, the Twins are still on track to lose more than 90 games for the fifth consecutive season.  So go ahead and enjoy the spring.  Just skip the ballpark until the Twins provide a reason to watch.

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Elsewhere in Major League Baseball, Rob Manfred has replaced Bud Selig as the game's commissioner.  Alex Rodriguez has served his sentence for using performance-enhancing drugs, and has returned to the New York Yankees--whether they like it or not.  And baseball's version of "This Old House"--the renovation of Chicago's Wrigley Field--is still under construction as delays have forced the project to be extended into mid-season.  Well, what else is new for the Cubs?

Here's our projections for who will be playing in October:

AMERICAN LEAGUE

East:  Baltimore Orioles

Central:  Cleveland Indians

West:  Los Angeles Angels

Wild Card:  Seattle Mariners and Kansas City Royals

NATIONAL LEAGUE

East:  Washington Nationals

Central:  St. Louis Cardinals

West:  Los Angeles Dodgers

Wild Card:  Pittsburgh Pirates and Miami Marlins


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